What Is Fugly In Surfing?

rowjimmytour

Tom Curren status
Feb 7, 2009
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What are some things you find in surfing and design etc that is so fugly you well never do or buy :shrug:
Rail grab turns
Sup
Square or squash tails
Surf sk8's aka carver or sector 9
Front traction
 

Sharkbiscuit

Duke status
Aug 6, 2003
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Jacksonville Beach
Ahh, the 80s. When the surfwear giants were ripping off Umbro's steez.

Green Vision Gator. Check.
Hot pink grip tape. Check.
Fluoro green nose, tail, and rail guards for 9 year old who couldn't ollie. Check.
Blue and yellow Makapuus. Check.
BZ Diamond Stinger, yellow deck, hot pink rails, seizure-inducing bottom. Check.
Body Glove Springsuit worn as along as possible to show off fluoro green collar and sleeves. Check.
Body Glove webbed gloves. You already know playmaker.
Hot Pink Maui & Sons (or Hot Tuna I forget) fanny pack. You know this.
Fluoro green Andre Agassi nikes. Search your feelings boy.
Push mongo to the 1' closeouts up the street. You know it to be true.
 

hammies

Kelly Slater status
Apr 8, 2006
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Ahh, the 80s. When the surfwear giants were ripping off Umbro's steez.

Green Vision Gator. Check.
Hot pink grip tape. Check.
Fluoro green nose, tail, and rail guards for 9 year old who couldn't ollie. Check.
Blue and yellow Makapuus. Check.
BZ Diamond Stinger, yellow deck, hot pink rails, seizure-inducing bottom. Check.
Body Glove Springsuit worn as along as possible to show off fluoro green collar and sleeves. Check.
Body Glove webbed gloves. You already know playmaker.
Hot Pink Maui & Sons (or Hot Tuna I forget) fanny pack. You know this.
Fluoro green Andre Agassi nikes. Search your feelings boy.
Push mongo to the 1' closeouts up the street. You know it to be true.
The '80s were rough years, style-wise. The decade of ugly neon and uglier wiggle-butt surfing.
 
Apr 1, 2020
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Ahh, the 80s. When the surfwear giants were ripping off Umbro's steez.

Green Vision Gator. Check.
Hot pink grip tape. Check.
Fluoro green nose, tail, and rail guards for 9 year old who couldn't ollie. Check.
Blue and yellow Makapuus. Check.
BZ Diamond Stinger, yellow deck, hot pink rails, seizure-inducing bottom. Check.
Body Glove Springsuit worn as along as possible to show off fluoro green collar and sleeves. Check.
Body Glove webbed gloves. You already know playmaker.
Hot Pink Maui & Sons (or Hot Tuna I forget) fanny pack. You know this.
Fluoro green Andre Agassi nikes. Search your feelings boy.
Push mongo to the 1' closeouts up the street. You know it to be true.
Found my alt account :roflmao: