What if the Saudi's set up immensely lucrative alternative tour to challenge the WSL?

Ranga

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This book is an eye-opener.
My dad went to the university of spoiled children and said USAID paid for Saudi princes to attend for free and they acted like it was a Sunni form of rumspringa. Yeslam Bin Laden and Carmen both went there. The Iraqis that attended the school on the other side of town acted the same way.
I used to hate when the line of BMWs rolled up on Garnet Ave. The whole street reeked of Drakar
 

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The Kuwaiti bois' school stipend at Cal State was more than my salary.

No wonder they walked around with that KSM smirk on their faces.

They stopped sending them during covid.
 

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I used to hate when the line of BMWs rolled up on Garnet Ave. The whole street reeked of Drakar
I lived in Mission Valley from 2011-2014 and half that was at the place right across from Fashion Valley cheesecake Factory. It was THC. Towel Head Central. Bad experience living around them. Dirty. Rude. Loud. Smelly. They would fart and smoke cigarettes in the elevaror. Doused in cologne. No respect. Doing donuts in their souped up $100,000 cars in front of complex and even in the parking garage. Fuckers left trash all over. Trash at the pool. And couldn't seem to put their trash down the trash shute. Just left it in the little room for someone to take care of. Trash spilling out. Nasty MFERS.
 
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who knows someone to back $ a real tour? three-to-five contests, california only. big waves, barrels, and something that's extremely rocky, dangerous, and hopefully VERY sharky. id assemble one hell of a commentator panel of nutjobs (retain turpel so we coudl hire will smith to Bslap him for beinga blowhard), ENCOURAGE locals to stay out there and force the pros to surf around them, add wavestorm jousting, perhaps a meth expression session on 90s boards, retain rights to ban any surfer who gets to over-jocked/athletic, the return of bikini contests....somethign the peopel could appreciate.
 

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I lived in Mission Valley from 2011-2014 and half that was at the place right across from Fashion Valley cheesecake Factory. It was THC. Towel Head Central. Bad experience living around them. Dirty. Rude. Loud. Smelly. They would fart and smoke cigarettes in the elevaror. Doused in cologne. No respect. Doing donuts in their souped up $100,000 cars in front of complex and even in the parking garage. Fuckers left trash all over. Trash at the pool. And couldn't seem to put their trash down the trash shute. Just left it in the little room for someone to take care of. Trash spilling out. Nasty MFERS.
Wait Wait Wait

If farting in elevators is wrong, I don't want to be right! :jamon:
 

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Have you ever had the misfortune of meeting any Saudi males outside of their theocracy?

I received a scholarship to an expensive university and there were plenty of them running around, they seemed to have no problems getting into the groove of Western life, having Jewish girlfriends, etc.
Trust me, my son's Best friend just finished a two-year stint as the first mate on Mohammed bin Salman's private yacht. The stories are legion and would surely make Caligula blush.
 
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casa_mugrienta

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I lived in Mission Valley from 2011-2014 and half that was at the place right across from Fashion Valley cheesecake Factory.
:sick:

It was THC. Towel Head Central. Bad experience living around them. Dirty. Rude. Loud. Smelly. They would fart and smoke cigarettes in the elevaror. Doused in cologne. No respect. Doing donuts in their souped up $100,000 cars in front of complex and even in the parking garage. Fuckers left trash all over. Trash at the pool. And couldn't seem to put their trash down the trash shute. Just left it in the little room for someone to take care of. Trash spilling out. Nasty MFERS.
They're not even aware they're pigs.

This is because they always had their mother or their maid picking up after them.