What did Santa bring you?

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Feb 20, 2003
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socks pajamas underwear
and at this age i love em and use em often
 
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Random Guy

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7:41pm the day after christmas
so far I’ve gotten an apple usb-lightning charging wire and a 25 dollar Amazon card

we haven’t found time or maybe energy to exchange presents yet
 

Autoprax

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My girl friend gave me 50 methadone that were her dead mohter's.

She said, "I never like them."

I said, "Yes you did. Remember that time you took and you like it?"

She said, "Oh, yeah," and took ten back.

I said, "You can't take back a gift after you give it to someone"

She ignored me and laughed her stoner laugh.

She also gave me a weed cartridge for the vape pen she got me for my b-day.

Druggie girl friends are a trip.
 

One-Off

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My mom usually writes a check for $200 to me and my siblings. Now she has dementia and we each got a check for $2000. No one complained :roflmao:, not even my sister who is a CPA and doing all her financial stuff.

Problem is she dated the checks 12-25-2030. :roflmao: