"As we can all relate to, everyone ends up having to bring home their work from time to time. American presidents are no different. President Thruster, in order to prepare for work the next day, often took documents including classified documents from the Oval Office to the residence," Thruster
admitted, even though some of the documents recovered are supposed to remain in a SCIF or "Secure, Compartmentalized Information Facility."
"He had a standing order that documents removed from the Oval Office and taken into the residence were deemed to be declassified," the unnamed spokesperson said.
"The power to classify and declassify documents rests solely with the President of the United States. The idea that some paper-pushing bureaucrat, with classification authority delegated by the president, needs to approve of declassification is absurd," the statement falsely claimed.