Unconditional Discharge

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I got called out by the locals for digging a pit next to a tree on the beach at Kalihiwai and having an unconditional, what was soon to be an uncontrollable discharge. Thought I was discreet until a couple heavies rolled up to our vehicle 10 minutes later and told me ‘don’t do that here, go in the ocean’..??.. I responded logically, ‘in the ocean’..??.. They responded, ‘yeah, it’s one big toilet’. ???

I just nodded my head and apologized, so embarrassed. This is my confession. I’ve never been spoken to in the islands like this in over a decade of going there every year so am still feeling the vibe. Especially at a spot I consider one of the most special I‘ve been to many times. :censored:

I mean isn’t shitting in the woods an acceptable thing!?
 
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grapedrink

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I got called out by the locals for digging a pit next to a tree on the beach at Kalihiwai and having an unconditional, what was soon to be an uncontrollable discharge. Thought I was discreet until a couple heavies rolled up to our vehicle 10 minutes later and told me ‘don’t do that here, go in the ocean’..??.. I responded logically, ‘in the ocean’..??.. They responded, ‘yeah, it’s one big toilet’. ???

I just nodded my head and apologized, so embarrassed. This is my confession. I’ve never been spoken to in the islands like this in over a decade of going there every year so am still feeling the vibe. Especially at a spot I consider one of the most special I‘ve been to many times. :censored:

I mean isn’t shitting in the woods an acceptable thing!?
Hope you didn’t sit on top of a picnic table afterwards, that would’ve really done you in :drowning:
 
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unclebraddah

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One time at a restaurant where I worked a hot waitress sat on my lap for a bit. When I got home I was surprised at my discharge
 
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