Time to say goodbye to one of the unsung heroes of my surfing

Autoprax

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I always break sh!t because I throw it down the stairs.

I did that with my bucket and it cracked.

I did it with my mountain bike and it wrecked all the gears.

Is that going to stop me from throw sh!t down the stairs for fun?

Hell no.
 

Pico

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I always break sh!t because I throw it down the stairs.

I did that with my bucket and it cracked.

I did it with my mountain bike and it wrecked all the gears.

Is that going to stop me from throw sh!t down the stairs for fun?

Hell no.
You are a child
 

Autoprax

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You are a child
I had some young chick accuse me of Peter Pan syndrome in my mid forties.

I was like No way.

Then later upon reflection, I was like, well, maybe a little. . . . :shrug:

But most guys in their mid 40s would want to fuck good looking 28 year olds if they could.

Certain childish things I have no time for.

Like watching sports and wearing costumes.

But I do so love love love throwing stuff down the stairs.

And I only do it with my stuff.
 
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silentbutdeadly

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or:


Way less bulky and still waterproof. The LL Bean tote makes a great camping/beach bag too.
 
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rowjimmytour

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or:


Way less bulky and still waterproof. The LL Bean tote makes a great camping/beach bag too.
 

RemyXO

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That's funny, I just noticed a pretty substantial crack in my plastic bucket (bin?). I've had it for 18+ years. Guess it's time for a replacement too.
 

SurfFuerteventura

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Cement mixing buckets, 2.50 a pop at the local construction supply store, also good for water retention on my weed plants, cut off the bottoms and stick em a couple inches deep into the ground.

You guys are cray cray shelling out a tank of gas for a stupid changing mat/bucket... go cheap cheap, more money for gas for surfing.

Poor guy on dry rock - out.
 
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Mr Doof

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or:


Way less bulky and still waterproof. The LL Bean tote makes a great camping/beach bag too.

Those are way to pricy for me.

$7 bin from Target.

- Thrift Monster out!

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Bob Dobbalina

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Any fabric/stitched mat or bag I've ever had would leak or saturate through.

I can't remember where I finally found one, but this is what I've been using for the last few years (mine has taller handles


Not too tall, not too rigid, doesn't break or crack if you toss it around, doesn't attract unwanted attention like an opaque box might. And it can be carried by the handle in one hand.

Don't remember the size, but it fits a wetsuit, boots, towel or 2, a mat and sometimes a hydroflask with hot water.
 

Al Soldano

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I'm glad your plastic friend and unsung hero of your surfing, the wetsuit bucket, is ready for the recycle bin after 25 years of hard service.
 
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