The Gamblers of the ERBB

Pico

Duke status
Aug 20, 2010
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SUP Nation
I just lost $300 at the Hold'em table at the Wynn. At $115 a round minimum I was out in 15 minutes. You got to have deep pockets to play here.
Money is too damn hard to come by. I won $309 last year. Now Vegas is SQ. Im out!
 
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N2Stock

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Mar 13, 2022
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I just lost $300 at the Hold'em table at the Wynn. At $115 a round minimum I was out in 15 minutes. You got to have deep pockets to play here.
Money is too damn hard to come by. I won $309 last year. Now Vegas is SQ. Im out!
maybe try the dollar slot machines next time
 

elcalvo

Michael Peterson status
Mar 16, 2004
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Why not eliminate all the aggravation and expense of traveling to the casino? Just take the cash you were going to bet and flush it down the toilet. :toilet: :toilet: :toilet::foreheadslap:
 
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hammies

Tom Curren status
Apr 8, 2006
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When you gamble against a casino, the odds are never in your favor.
 

PJ

Nep status
Jan 27, 2002
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Twice I played the nickel slot machine and won the jackpot. One of those times, in Vegas, the red light on top of the machine went off and it was raining quarters and a casino worker came right to me - I thought I was in trouble or something but he just wanted to keep me there WHILE THEY BROUGHT EVEN MORE NICKELS BECAUSE THE MACHINE DIDN"T HAVE ENOUGH IN IT FOR MY MASSIVE NICKEL PAYOUT!! Both times realizing how talented I was I moved up to the quarter machine and lost it all.
 

theramrod

Legend (inyourownmind)
Nov 14, 2014
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When you gamble against a casino, the odds are never in your favor.
That's why when I go to a casino Texas Hold'em is my go to. When playing Hold'em you are playing against other people (although the house takes it's rake) and every other game at a casino you are playing against the house. That's not saying I've done well at the tables but I at least have a chance.
 

ElOgro

Duke status
Dec 3, 2010
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Craps. Downtown. Guy I grew up with turned me on to that. The guy I told Pico about. He moved there the year after we got out of high school and went to dealer school. Started downtown and made his way to the strip. Then pit boss. Then upstairs eye in the sky. He's the Director of Player Development at a big strip casino now. Reeling in the beeg fish.
 
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manbearpig

Duke status
May 11, 2009
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Twice I played the nickel slot machine and won the jackpot. One of those times, in Vegas, the red light on top of the machine went off and it was raining quarters and a casino worker came right to me - I thought I was in trouble or something but he just wanted to keep me there WHILE THEY BROUGHT EVEN MORE NICKELS BECAUSE THE MACHINE DIDN"T HAVE ENOUGH IN IT FOR MY MASSIVE NICKEL PAYOUT!! Both times realizing how talented I was I moved up to the quarter machine and lost it all.
Jeez that almost sounds like more hassle than it’s worth. How much was the total nickel jackpot?