Pretty much doesn't get any more bro brah than this but it's kinda entertaining:
REMINDER: THE ARENA PLATFORM, INC. has no obligation to monitor the Forums. However, THE ARENA PLATFORM, INC. reserves the right to review any materials submitted to or posted on the Forums, and remove, delete, redact or otherwise modify such materials, in its sole discretion and for any reason whatsoever, at any time and from time to time, without notice or further obligation to you. THE ARENA PLATFORM, INC. has no obligation to display or post any materials provided by you. THE ARENA PLATFORM, INC. reserves the right to disclose, at any time and from time to time, any information or materials that we deem necessary or appropriate to satisfy any applicable law, regulation, contract obligation, legal or dispute process or government request. Click on the following hyperlinks to further read the applicable Privacy Policy and Terms of Use.
Rumor is that when Turpel & Strider are not at a WSL event, they do exactly this for the CIA at various black sites around the world.The US Government should consider sending these announcers to Guantanamo to read books to prisoners as a form of torture.
But only if they read books like they speak, which scientists have identified as the “surfer/stoner/bro-bra/valley girl/inland empire-white boy” dialect.