who needs a bidet or toilet paper when the next door neighbor has carpet?
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the best way to use a bidet , or most common way to use them and are you talking about experience not just something you heard or saw on the internet
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Portable bidet | CuloClean
The portable bidet that you can plumb in your plastic bottle, fully discreet, efficient and economical. Use it outdoors or indoors and forget about toilet paper or disposable wipes.
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Portable bidet | CuloClean
The portable bidet that you can plumb in your plastic bottle, fully discreet, efficient and economical. Use it outdoors or indoors and forget about toilet paper or disposable wipes.
I use that for backpacking...I have been thinking about installing an aftermarket bidet here because my kids use toilet paper like it's a yankees world series parade in midtown
I bring some dried out wet wipes because you can get like a dozen wipes after you've used the bidet and then pack them out....nothing but human waste left in the backcountry
nothing worse than getting to a site to camp, kicking a rock out of the way and finding the california white rose and someone's petrified turd there because they can't dig a fkn hole and carry out their trash.
sorry about your asshole, bro!
I bring some dried out wet wipes because you can get like a dozen wipes after you've used the bidet and then pack them out....nothing but human waste left in the backcountry
nothing worse than getting to a site to camp, kicking a rock out of the way and finding the california white rose and someone's petrified turd there because they can't dig a fkn hole and carry out their trash.
sorry about your asshole, bro!
If I should tell this story somewhere it might as well be on this thread...
Very early last year, right after my issue had started and when the pain was most acute... seriously, I know people have been through worse... but it was fucking painful. I was having this online meeting with a bunch of people... no camera and it was mostly for listening, so I knew I would not be interacting with anyone (this is not a "took a sh!t while everyone saw or listened" kind of story mind you). Taking a sh!t had already become quite an ordeal at that point, and nature called... so I grabbed the macbook, took it to the bathroom and proceeded to go through a excruciating process of taking a sh!t.
Look, I have to admit... messing with veins kinda creep me out, always have. It's not like I won't do blood exams or will pass out or anything, but I just don't like it, it's particularly uncomfortable. And at that point I thought my problem was hemorrhoids.
So I'm taking a sh!t... it's never been so fucking painful no joke... I have tears in my eyes... feels like the sh!t is forcing its way through my veins to get out, I'm in pain and I'm freaking out... I look down and I see blood dripping... dammit, I had already seen blood on the TP, but fucking dripping?! There I am, in pain, scared, freaking out feeling like my ass will explode, sitting on the toilet and the biggest mistake...looking down... Next thing I know I don't know what's happening. I open my eyes and it takes a while to understand what I'm looking at... why am I seeing these letters on an upside down screen and hear people talking? Why do I feel this pressure on top of my head and feel like I can't move WTF!? Than I realize I fucking passed out
... There's brukuns, still kinda sitting at the edge of the toilet, head pressed down to the floor holding all my weight. hahahaha... My wife knocks on the door, "what was that noise?". 
I think that's the most pain I ever felt... I had never passed out before in my life, it's just not something that happens. My wife cracks up when she remembers the fucking noise, like WTF? That was fucking funny . Extremely painful, but funny. 
Very early last year, right after my issue had started and when the pain was most acute... seriously, I know people have been through worse... but it was fucking painful. I was having this online meeting with a bunch of people... no camera and it was mostly for listening, so I knew I would not be interacting with anyone (this is not a "took a sh!t while everyone saw or listened" kind of story mind you). Taking a sh!t had already become quite an ordeal at that point, and nature called... so I grabbed the macbook, took it to the bathroom and proceeded to go through a excruciating process of taking a sh!t.
Look, I have to admit... messing with veins kinda creep me out, always have. It's not like I won't do blood exams or will pass out or anything, but I just don't like it, it's particularly uncomfortable. And at that point I thought my problem was hemorrhoids.
So I'm taking a sh!t... it's never been so fucking painful no joke... I have tears in my eyes... feels like the sh!t is forcing its way through my veins to get out, I'm in pain and I'm freaking out... I look down and I see blood dripping... dammit, I had already seen blood on the TP, but fucking dripping?! There I am, in pain, scared, freaking out feeling like my ass will explode, sitting on the toilet and the biggest mistake...looking down... Next thing I know I don't know what's happening. I open my eyes and it takes a while to understand what I'm looking at... why am I seeing these letters on an upside down screen and hear people talking? Why do I feel this pressure on top of my head and feel like I can't move WTF!? Than I realize I fucking passed out
... There's brukuns, still kinda sitting at the edge of the toilet, head pressed down to the floor holding all my weight. hahahaha... My wife knocks on the door, "what was that noise?". I think that's the most pain I ever felt... I had never passed out before in my life, it's just not something that happens. My wife cracks up when she remembers the fucking noise, like WTF? That was fucking funny
. Extremely painful, but funny. 
the only bidet i ever saw is in Mrs. Sussle's Rio condo....and i just asked her if anyone uses it, and she says the adults in her family never really use it coz they grew up poor without such amenities and never acquired the habit.
and i never used it when in Brazil coz you really don't want to mess with an unknown appliance in the home of your in-laws when you don't know what you're doing and you don't speak the language.
When I was a kid there was a bidet in the apartment, I can say I grew up with one (even though it was removed a long time ago already). But I never ever used it back them as a kid... didn't seem natural and I would always make a mess.the only bidet i ever saw is in Mrs. Sussle's Rio condo....and i just asked her if anyone uses it, and she says the adults in her family never really use it coz they grew up poor without such amenities and never acquired the habit.
and i never used it when in Brazil coz you really don't want to mess with an unknown appliance in the home of your in-laws when you don't know what you're doing and you don't speak the language.
We have the same brand but the one with the vag cleaning setting where it changes the sprayer angle. GF always leaves it on vag mode when she's on her period or after sex and I really get a ball blast. Small price to pay.
When we were teenagers we had a filipino friend who had one in his house. Like children we made fun of him mercilessly about it and would do dumb things like leave it on arching into the bathtub thinking we were funny. Little did we know that they were the civilized ones all along.