In the summer of 1976, when I was 15, I spent a month at my Aunt's small but well-appointed apartment in Cannes France with her and my two similarly-aged cousins. Awesome experience, and all that. Sometimes I pissed in the separate bidet, just because I could.
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the best way to use a bidet , or most common way to use them and are you talking about experience not just something you heard or saw on the internet
- Thread starter James -Bummer Jim-Devlin
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Nope, I don’t even know what that is
my first guess would’ve been a very expensive place in california
I thought I was finnicky. You motherfuckers are going on surf trips with portable bidets.
i got these installed after a life changing experience at grand hyatt kauai. they are clutch
....As long as we're on the subject - Here's the bidet toiler on a bullet train in Japan from 3 weeks ago. Its clean as a hotel you just checked into (triangle folded TP and everything!) and there's even a button for privacy which plays soothing nature sounds. And all this happens at 90, 165, up to 182 MPH according to the GPS on my phone.
And smooth as silk. The train I mean.
And smooth as silk. The train I mean.
Ok, I've been researching this all night.
I think I'm going Argan Oil.
Because my butthole's worth it.
Building our house one of the last things I added before sh!t rock was to put a receptacle down where the poo receptacle was going. Just in case a bidet was in our future...sure enough wifey and expert shopper daughter scored a half-price Toto floor model from Friedman Bros, brought it home and I installed it (they don't use those messy-ass wax rings either). Love that thing..it's even got the remote control, what American doesn't like a remote control?? But for the rest of you heathens, there's still always sh!t, shower, and shave...
I bought an early-model toilet seat bidet before having my entire immune system burned out by chemotherapy, causing diarrhea that lasted for months. Getting near poop or breathing the smell could cause a raging infection that couldn't be easily treated. So I got used to being clean. You know the saying, "I don't feel clean unless I go surfing in the morning," Yes, it's THAT clean. After trying half a dozen seat gadgets over the last six years, I finally settled on the Brondell hand-held bidet sprayer. $29 on Amazon. This one is all you need.
Pretty much. The old me had stage four blood cancer, and that guy, for all purposes, died six years ago. The miraculously cured new me is constantly dealing with nonlethal surf-related skin cancer.
Bidets were new to me when I lived in Europe in the late '70s. At that time, I remember it being more a female thing, and there certainly wasn't any kind of "seat" on top, more of an open basin over which you'd squat. It was for cleaning important bits before *and* after. Still, a towel off was necessary, no blow dryers or wands or anything like that.
On another note, I was never bothered by the squat toilets in Asia (or Paris, where they still existed in some places I stayed). In fact, they seemed much more sanitary and gravitationally appropriate than plopping our asses on a seat to take care of business. Even the buckets for TP were fine and made perfect sense