The Atlantic is a joke

kidfury

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"Here they were, a coalition of the willing: deadbeat dads, YouPorn enthusiasts, slow students, and MMA fans. They had heard the rebel yell, packed up their Confederate flags and Trump banners, and GPS-ed their way to Washington. After a few wrong turns, they had pulled into the swamp with bellies full of beer and Sausage McMuffins, maybe a little high on Adderall, ready to get it done. Like Rush Limbaugh before them, they were in search of their own Presidential Medals of Freedom, and like Donald Trump himself, they were ready to relieve themselves on the withering soul of the nation and the marble floors of the Capitol building. Out of darkness we were born and into darkness we were returning."
 

Autoprax

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I never understood being a sports fan.

I don't want to idolize the athlete. I want to BE the athlete.

And that will never happen.

That has made my black devil heart turn to stone.
 

grapedrink

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I never understood being a sports fan.

I don't want to idolize the athlete. I want to BE the athlete.

And that will never happen.

That has made my black devil heart turn to stone.
I've noticed that people who are super into sports tend to be overweight and have nothing interesting in their life aside from whatever team they root for.
 
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elcalvo

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I just saw the title of this thread and I thought it was about the quality of the surf in the Atlantic Ocean. :waving:
Forgot it was in the Politics forum.
 
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Sharkbiscuit

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Glad its good for you. Up here in NE the ocean looks like a swimming pool

Whoa whoa whoa - as much as I appreciate the well-wishes, easy on the "good" there, chief. It's Winter 2020/2021 on the East Coast.

Outside of two weekdays in South Florida I just couldn't swing, it's been a pretty sh!t winter for surf over waist high.
 

Surfdog

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For iFall...

That's what they said about Reagan.

Trump trumps Reagan for worst.

The Atlantic is the George Costanza of op-ed.

Pretty much exact opposite and thinks it scholar. Now THAT article is a wall of words.
 
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