Ted Nugent

hammies

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Ted Nugent, grooming and projecting MAGA values since 1977:

(Wang dang sweet poontang)
(Wang dang sweet poontang)

That Nadine, what a teenage queen
She lookin' so clean, especi'lly down in between
What I like
She come to town, she be foolin' around
A-puttin' me down as a rock-and-roll clown
It's all right

(Wang dang sweet poontang)
(Wang dang sweet poontang)

Wang dang, what a sweet poontang
A-shakin' my thang as a rang-a-dang-dang in the bell
Ooh, baby
She's so sweet when she yanks on my meat
Down on the street you know she can't be beat
What the hell

(Wang dang sweet poontang)
(Wang dang sweet poontang)

All right, baby
You see what I got here in my hands
I got it right in my hands
Just for you, baby
I think I'm gonna yank on it one time
Look out!

Wang dang, what a sweet poontang
A-shakin' my thang as a rang-a-dang-dang in the bell

She's so sweet when she yanks on my meat
Down on the street you know she can't be beat
What the hell
 
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Woke AF

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Ted Nugent, grooming and projecting MAGA values since 1977:

(Wang dang sweet poontang)
(Wang dang sweet poontang)

That Nadine, what a teenage queen
She lookin' so clean, especi'lly down in between
What I like
She come to town, she be foolin' around
A-puttin' me down as a rock-and-roll clown
It's all right

(Wang dang sweet poontang)
(Wang dang sweet poontang)

Wang dang, what a sweet poontang
A-shakin' my thang as a rang-a-dang-dang in the bell
Ooh, baby
She's so sweet when she yanks on my meat
Down on the street you know she can't be beat
What the hell

(Wang dang sweet poontang)
(Wang dang sweet poontang)

All right, baby
You see what I got here in my hands
I got it right in my hands
Just for you, baby
I think I'm gonna yank on it one time
Look out!

Wang dang, what a sweet poontang
A-shakin' my thang as a rang-a-dang-dang in the bell

She's so sweet when she yanks on my meat
Down on the street you know she can't be beat
What the hell
I wonder if Ted writes his own stuff or is this Lances work?
I also wonder what chatbot version would read like.
 

afoaf

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Ted Nugent, grooming and projecting MAGA values since 1977:

(Wang dang sweet poontang)
(Wang dang sweet poontang)

That Nadine, what a teenage queen
She lookin' so clean, especi'lly down in between
What I like
She come to town, she be foolin' around
A-puttin' me down as a rock-and-roll clown
It's all right

(Wang dang sweet poontang)
(Wang dang sweet poontang)

Wang dang, what a sweet poontang
A-shakin' my thang as a rang-a-dang-dang in the bell
Ooh, baby
She's so sweet when she yanks on my meat
Down on the street you know she can't be beat
What the hell

(Wang dang sweet poontang)
(Wang dang sweet poontang)

All right, baby
You see what I got here in my hands
I got it right in my hands
Just for you, baby
I think I'm gonna yank on it one time
Look out!

Wang dang, what a sweet poontang
A-shakin' my thang as a rang-a-dang-dang in the bell

She's so sweet when she yanks on my meat
Down on the street you know she can't be beat
What the hell
I'm beginning to understand why that half-wit, sophisticate, likes Nugent
 
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Autoprax

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Jan 24, 2011
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Only if you quit being a dick....
How am I being a dick?

I said it was wrong for the Nug' to use inflammatory language.

Somehow that triggered you.

It's wrong for the people on the far left to use inflammatory language as well.

If you that I'm a dick for saying that maybe you are the dick? :shrug:
 
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Pescado713

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How am I being a dick?

I said it was wrong for the Nug' to use inflammatory language.

Somehow that triggered you.

It's wrong for the people on the far left to use inflammatory language as well.

If you that I'm a dick for saying that maybe you are the dick? :shrug:
Have you really not got enough out of life yet....most aging men over 70 know they aren't coming back, you on the other hand seem not want to acknowledge this, ok yes we are as miserable as you.....
 

nimby

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beyond lowlife, makes pond scum look respectable.
A married man with two children who risks his life every day to lead his small country against an invasion killing his people by the thousands, and from the safety of Red Amerika that POS calls a hero a homosexual weirdo to get an 'amen' from a crowd of mouth breathing morons.
Did, however, manage to find a pic of one of this forums most ardent Trump supporters who attended the rally.
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