If Biden could get a balloon made in the shape of a giant dick/balls with "SUCK IT XI!" written on the side launched into China it would be epic. Sure, we might all die in the resulting nuclear firestorm, but we'd at least die laughing. I mean, the human race ends itself over a giant inflatable penis. How funny would that be? The aliens would just be looking down face palming.
By the way, I have this theory. Earth is the equivalent of Epstein's Island for aliens. They're here for sex with earth girls. Abductions, anal probings, we're pretty much just a giant sex shop. We're like Amsterdam for interstellar types. fvvk that's good. I think I have the doctrine for my new church. Tax free baby!!