Put the Griff fins in the Mayhem and put the Republicans up against the wall.
I'm almost positive I heard Limbaugh once when ordering a custom, and I, as an atheist, thoroughly enjoy these customs complete with Bible verse and fish.
I had a CI biscuit. When I went to unweight the board in an attempt to pump it in junky surf, its rails clung to the face like Conservatives cling to a whitewashed, romanticized vision of America's past. Someone else already pointed out the Merricks are religious. This CI, well, it was clear and dented easily, so exhibit A in white fragility.
The used Simon cost next to nothing and seemed pretty solid.
The used Mystic, I dunno what Dunlop's politics are. White dude, older than me, Jax Beach, all points to GOP. Mystic zen yoga buddha pose icon, well, that screams soyboy.
I don't know Marcio Zouvi's politics, but since I loaned my one Sharp Eye to a french dude and it fckng punched him in the face, I'm going to assume he's full send Bolsonaro.
The guy who shaped the Quiet Flight, the Natural Art, and the Ocean Avenue probably all Brevard County.
The Toobs guy, Morro Bay, not sure to ilk as rice or grapeboi.
The people who shaped the Mike Stewart Designs, full Chi Coms or Viet Cong or something.
Mike Slingerland, shaped a Surfboards Hawaii twin I learned on?