Surfboarding With the Ho's

Duffy LaCoronilla

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Apr 27, 2016
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Life on land ain’t as good when you’re of diminutive stature. Maybe you should be a dick dragger?
Boogie boarding should not be done by anyone over 12. If my legs didn’t work I’d have them removed and I’d surf on my hands.

Now that I think about it, I‘m making an appointment on Monday...
 

laidback

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Feb 9, 2007
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Boogie boarding should not be done by anyone over 12. If my legs didn’t work I’d have them removed and I’d surf on my hands.

Now that I think about it, I‘m making an appointment on Monday...
No need to get crazy...
Just get a kneeboard