Surfboard Consultation by Noel

racer1

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Apr 16, 2014
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"...discuss dialing in your surfboards, volume and equipment.

Total Cost: $150.00 USD"

 

casa_mugrienta

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Apr 13, 2008
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"Bro, is that the new Firewire "Flat Earth" designed by Akila Aipa?"

"Yup, sure is."

"Thing is sickkk!"

"I'm going to just be honest - I've really been ripping on it."

"Sickkk! Mind me asking how much you dropped on it?"

"Not at all. First there was $150 for a consultation with Noel Salas. He dialed me into which size to choose and what fins to ride. The Board was $835 plus $60 sales tax. So OTD $1045."

"Sickkk! Not bad!"

"Right? Actually going to be my last surf on it for a while, Stacy and I are headed out to our vacation house in Aspen for some skiing the next two months."

"Sickkk!"

(iPhone rings)

"Oh sh!t, it's John. He's our neighbor in Aspen, he's accepting delivery of our new Mercedes AMG tomorrow. He surfs too. Gotta run!"

"Sickkk..."
 
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sdsrfr

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The shop grom just got b!tchslapped.

I get it where a boutique shop, like with bikes, will consult and size appropriately for a $3k-5k race bike, but for a 3rd party to come in and size and recommend a made in Asia pop outs, damn, do they do this in golf?
 
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$150 for 30 minutes

Too funny.

Keep in mind a high-class escort charges about $200-$300/hr. That's for an IN PERSON "meeeting".
He'll surely get it. Cant blame a guy for tryin, but really, $150 should be for a full in-person / full hour at least..??.. Like looking at and feeling up different boards, your current boards, comparing, etc. That might be truly helpful.


...And, I wont tell your wife how you know the last bit. heh heh
 
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