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Duke status
Feb 20, 2003
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maybe he does but he says he doesnt
never smelled like it
 

CutnSnip

Miki Dora status
Sep 11, 2018
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Probably dropping in on you, California
Machado not smoking weed is one of the most mind blowing things I’ve heard in awhile
probs cuz he grew up competing, and it mightve seemed counter productive at the time. then you grow up and its just not a part of your lifestyle. as opposed to someone like me- ingrained in the lifestyle from an early age.
 

Sharkbiscuit

Duke status
Aug 6, 2003
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Jacksonville Beach
The hair is probably more a method of dealing with the way it grows and likely written into his contracts.

I don't know anything about him being a meditator but cannabis usually interferes with meditation.
It's pro surfing. It's all fraudulent bullshit. Except Dane making fun of Kelly being an attention whore. I once read/heard Pat O'Connell laughing his ass off about how people think Machado is a hippy but he drives a Range Rover to Starbucks.

Machado probably does Taylor Knox exercises and drinks the same Elk skeet smoothies as GWS, Scott Bass, and Zeke Lau.
 

Muscles

Michael Peterson status
Jun 1, 2013
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3,258
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California/Hawaii
It's pro surfing. It's all fraudulent bullshit. Except Dane making fun of Kelly being an attention whore. I once read/heard Pat O'Connell laughing his ass off about how people think Machado is a hippy but he drives a Range Rover to Starbucks.

Machado probably does Taylor Knox exercises and drinks the same Elk skeet smoothies as GWS, Scott Bass, and Zeke Lau.
Are you saying the Machado doesn't drive that broken down hippy van in all his youtube videos????!
 
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stringcheese

Michael Peterson status
Jun 21, 2017
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I don't know it took this long to think of Donavon, but Donavon. Probably my favorite surfer still, definitely was growing up.
 
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bluemarlin04

Michael Peterson status
Aug 13, 2015
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Are you saying the Machado doesn't drive that broken down hippy van in all his youtube videos????!
He def drives that to the beach. He’s always at seaside and Cardiff in it.

Prob doesn’t go too far from home though and his house is 1 mile away.

Doubt he drives it with kids
 

SurfFuerteventura

Phil Edwards status
Sep 20, 2014
6,332
2,532
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hulling, mostly...
@SurfFuerteventura is the stoniest pro. I bet he's already burned that entire 2021 harvest from the herb garden thread :monkey:
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Certainly working my way through best I can, but sheeeeet! I haven't even gotten through 20% of my 2020 harvest yet yo!

:dancing::cheers::beer::shrug:

Any of you burners want to come on down and help a brother out?

P.S. not sure I could be considered "pro" in surfing though. Closest I ever came was getting paid €250/day to surf guide back before Derecha de los Alemanes broke my back. Now, I just pay to play, like most everyone else. :waving::shaka: