STASI, US Style...Obama's National Civilian Marxist Police Force

Sharkbiscuit

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I don't get reposting old threads.

Lott's wife turned to a pillar of salt when she looked back.
You suck at mining. Look at this gem I brought you. Nay, Arkenstone. But you wanna talk about the Bible and spraying people with cum and the same argument with GromsDad.

I'd trade all the GromsDad stepping-on-a-rake moments for one Moogsylicious post.

Lott probably grabbed a shovel, hit his wife in the head with it after she wouldn't shut the fuck up about a new mud-daub master bath, and traded her to a slaver for some salt.

I think you're being naive here.

Obama has the "fearless leader" following similar to a Peron or Hitler type figure. This is how nations are led down a road they shouldn't be. It's a messianic thing.
 

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You suck at mining. Look at this gem I brought you. Nay, Arkenstone. But you wanna talk about the Bible and spraying people with cum and the same argument with GromsDad.
A guy mentions spraying people with cum one time and people never let you live it down.

I like poop jokes too.

You don't mention that, do you?

I'm really getting into colostomy bag humor.

Just because I don't like something you do doesn't mean we still can't be friends. :dancing:
 

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"Obama has the "fearless leader" following similar to a Peron or Hitler type figure. This is how nations are led down a road they shouldn't be. It's a messianic thing.

If you don't believe he has the power and charisma to organize a Cuba-style progressive community organization/block watch, I think you're forgetting who Obama is and was."

casa mugrienta. In all seriousness.

 

plasticbertrand

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How is everyone's Marxist dictatorship going?

I assume Representative "evolution is a lie from the pit of hell" was correct?
Any quote that starts with "It may sound a bit crazy and off base, but..." and ends on "....radical socialism or Marxism", is fucking batshit crazy and way off base.

And Im loving how Caca claims that Obama made him a racist because he empowered black people.

I miss Hallucinating Torreador, he could run circles around GromsDad in winger team sports.
 
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Sharkbiscuit

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A guy mentions spraying people with cum one time and people never let you live it down.

I like poop jokes too.

You don't mention that, do you?

I'm really getting into colostomy bag humor.

Just because I don't like something you do doesn't mean we still can't be friends. :dancing:
You mentioned it dozens of times minimum. And poop jokes lack the predatory aspect.

Any quote that starts with "It may sound a bit crazy and off base, but..." and ends on "....radical socialism or Marxism", is fucking batshit crazy and way off base.
Also true of any quote attributed to Braun.
 
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john4surf

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A guy mentions spraying people with cum one time and people never let you live it down.

I like poop jokes too.

You don't mention that, do you?

I'm really getting into colostomy bag humor.

Just because I don't like something you do doesn't mean we still can't be friends. :dancing:
Do you know what the worst part of getting a colostomy bag is?
 

Autoprax

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You mentioned it dozens of times minimum. And poop jokes lack the predatory aspect.
I stopped because it was triggering too hard.

Two years later people were still bringing it up, making appeals to shame.

Then I was getting requests for it.

"Do more cum jokes, Auto!"

"But it triggers sensitive guys."

"Good!"

An n-word can't win.
 

Pico

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A guy mentions spraying people with cum one time and people never let you live it down.

I like poop jokes too.

You don't mention that, do you?

I'm really getting into colostomy bag humor.

Just because I don't like something you do doesn't mean we still can't be friends. :dancing:
I like Poop jokes too. Scat Humour. But colostomy bag jokes just scare the stuffing outta me.
 

Autoprax

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I like Poop jokes too. Scat Humour. But colostomy bag jokes just scare the stuffing outta me.
I wouldn't have thought of it, but my friend's wife has one and one of his workers has one.

And someone my sister works with has one.

It's like an epidemic.

So I had it on my mind, and now I'm writing a story and one joke [I think it's one of the funniest jokes] revolves around a colostomy bag.

It's so funny and gross.

Maybe too gross.

The cum joke haters will NOT approve!
 

Autoprax

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Someone here once said something to the effect of "cumming over the entire village."

I thought that was a great metaphor.

It really captures the intensity of young male horniness and the impulse to spread your seed wide and far like a tumble weed.

A song for every post. I would love to play this song with a great drummer.

https://soundcloud.com/user698828797%2Fbaby-making-machine-2021
 
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Someone here once said something to the effect of "cumming over the entire village."

I thought that was a great metaphor.

It really captures the intensity of young male horniness and the impulse to spread your seed wide and far like a tumble weed.

A song for every post. I would love to play this song with a great drummer.

https://soundcloud.com/user698828797%2Fbaby-making-machine-2021
 

mundus

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This thread proves once again that the right is made up of stupid, delusional, amoral disgraces to this country, now wonder they joined the Trump cult.
 

mundus

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I think you're being naive here.

I think most of the people on this board are naive to this, because they are mostly white and upper-middle class and are completly unaware what's happening to the ghetto, which has developed a "YES WE DID! (STICK IT TO WHITEY)" philosophy. This has not been a defeat of racism, it has been a reinforcement of racism. But the center-liberal white middle-upper class doesn't get it cause they don't live it.

The rules have been bent for Obama. Exemple. My girlfriend teaches in an arts elementary school in an urban neighborhood. About 50% black, 50% white student population, with 90% of the teachers being black. Normal policy in the public school system = NO POLITICAL CRAP. Don't wear it, don't talk about it. But pretty much every teacher there has been wearing Obama tshirts, buttons, etc. for the entire campaign period. Day after the election almost every teacher was wearing an Obama tshirt. Copies of "Dreams of my Father" were purchased with school funds and distributed to every teacher. An inaguaration day celebration has been planned. It's insane, and it's WRONG. But it's ok cause it's Obama.

Obama has the "fearless leader" following similar to a Peron or Hitler type figure. This is how nations are led down a road they shouldn't be. It's a messianic thing.

If you don't believe he has the power and charisma to organize a Cuba-style progressive community organization/block watch, I think you're forgetting who Obama is and was.

Remember, the CDRs in Cuba are community organizations that host neighborhood clean-ups, community dances, celebrations, tutoring etc. Lots of good stuff. Except the part where they have a file on every person in the neigborhood that lets them drag you away if you're interfering with the revolution. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/roflmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/foreheadslap.gif" alt="" />
This is the scumbag who tries to call other people out for racism, you cannot make it up. A good biit of paranoia as well.
 

mundus

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I stopped because it was triggering too hard.

Two years later people were still bringing it up, making appeals to shame.

Then I was getting requests for it.

"Do more cum jokes, Auto!"

"But it triggers sensitive guys."

"Good!"

An n-word can't win.
I know it is a lost cause, but it is still nice proving the usual suspects wrong. Of course their mental illness will never allow them to admit it.
 
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"Obama has the "fearless leader" following similar to a Peron or Hitler type figure. This is how nations are led down a road they shouldn't be. It's a messianic thing.

If you don't believe he has the power and charisma to organize a Cuba-style progressive community organization/block watch, I think you're forgetting who Obama is and was."

casa mugrienta. In all seriousness.

Wrong thread