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Sharkbiscuit

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I might also add, at most, 365 day sunset provision on those Fed meeting minutes.

I remember when I was the biggest Fed chugger on this board. Dual mandate for unemployment and inflation. Cool.

I remember when a bailout involved a bait bucket and a fair bit of sweat.
 

Billy Ocean

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Oil execs don't work rigs in the Gulf. Oil execs aren't welding pipeline. People at the top of the financial system pyramid didn't program the ATM. They don't add any value, whatsoever. I don't see ANYONE at any of these banks being fired, no pension, no bonus. NOT ONE DAMN PERSON. I can weather this. I'm one burnout with too many surfboards. I'm fine with no job for 10 years and I'm not even fckng 40.

The investment bank CEOs suck dick at investing, period.

Let's move along.

How many of the SPV WILL NEVER BE WORTH ANYTHING.

1. Subprime Auto. How in the hell is a depreciating asset EVER going to be worth anything more than the debt assigned to it? A 2019 F-150 won't be worth 2019 MSRP in 2025.
2. Student Loan debt. How in the hell is someone going to decide to spend their entire life paying off their degree? They're not. They'll find a way out through bankruptcy court, or fentanyl.
3. Commercial Real Estate. Amazon and WalMart nuked this one. Commercial Real Estate is like Conestoga wagons. Will NEVER be worth what it was in 2006 nationwide, inflation adjusted, EVER AGAIN.
4. Corporate Debt. What is the guarantee any of this will be worth jack sh!t in the future? The "going out of business sale" and closure signs are already going up where I live. What do you think Lehman's corporate debt wound up being worth.

At least in 2008 it was something universally required. A place to live. True, treating housing like an investment vehicle instead of a place to live was a shitty idea, and with immigration restrictions in place and white "native" (meaning born in the USA) American being a sub-replacement rate society, it was probably never going to stay up long term, but at least there was another business cycle or two to unwind it.

tl;dr

Jamie Dimon provides no value to the economy. He isn't competent at anything productive. He's a parasite who bilks people. That's all.
i agree with you that the top guys are wildly overpaid

on the assets the fed buys, don’t forget that they are buying in the middle of a panic and then holding long term

A lot of these assets recover when the panic subsides
 

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I might point out, I don't have a huge problem with the Fed not releasing the minutes right now, or at the close of the domestic trading day.

I have a problem with the minutes NEVER getting released.

That the justification YOU came up with was "well they'll short sell if they hear what was frankly said" again, banning short selling is the OBVIOUS solution. The local sheriff should be able to form a posse and murder these people based on social media posts complaining about short selling bans.

Second, the banks OBVIOUSLY didn't learn any lessons from 2008, and that's because none of them were eviscerated in the plaza. Maybe if Deutsche fails with half the Sinaloa Cartel's money in there and bodies disappear and heads start showing up on sticks in Munich or Frankfurt or wherever they'll figure it out.
I’m sure you will hate this answer, but there were a lot of lessons learned from 2008

you are not seeing, today, the types of massive forced mergers among major banks we saw in September 2008

yes, the Fed is massively lending and that is a major reason for this

but another reason is banks massively reworked their capital structures in the last 10 yrs

is the system still inherently unstable? Yes. That is the result of fractional reserve banking as a system though

If you look at history, you will not see banks withstanding financial conditions like we just had in the last few weeks in the same way

it’s a massive credit to the fed that we still have a functioning economy right now, both on the lending side and the regulatory side leading up to this
 

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I might also add, at most, 365 day sunset provision on those Fed meeting minutes.

I remember when I was the biggest Fed chugger on this board. Dual mandate for unemployment and inflation. Cool.

I remember when a bailout involved a bait bucket and a fair bit of sweat.
if it’s a permanent ban on minutes I agree that’s suspect
 
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Unless you sodomize the CEO in front of his wife, rape the CEO's wife in front of his kids, and seize all their assets, they're never going to learn. Go read the news reports coming out of the Hamptons.

There haven't been any consequences for the people who cause the problems, so there won't be any change.

Society collapsing and these people getting violently murdered like Ghaddafi or the Shah's cronies in 1979 is the ONLY way to give these people any pause.

They don't even have the decency to jump out windows like they did in the 1930s.
the executive pay thing is a problem in most large companies

not saying that makes it ok on wall st but it is not really that different

all of these institutions overwhelmingly employ regular peons. There’s a tiny slice at the top who get paid out the ass like at most big companies
 
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on the assets the fed buys, don’t forget that they are buying in the middle of a panic and then holding long term

A lot of these assets recover when the panic subsides
Billy how do you know this is the middle of the panic, and not the start? Did we not hear basically this EXACT PRECISE line of thinking with respect to stock buybacks 7-8-9 YEARS into a bull run?
I'm sure everyone's cousin works at so and such bank and is killing it. By and large, sh!t ain't worth what it was worth when the "smartest guys in the room" did the buybacks.

I already addressed several asset classes we should have ZERO confidence in going up long term.

There is exactly zero incentive for any depreciating asset to be worth more when panic subsides.
Every single delinquent car loan is dogshit garbage. Every single one.
Every single means of production depreciating asset corporate debt was incurred to finance is dogshit garbage. Tractors, computers, servers, lathes and CNCs, deep fryers, ice makers, washers and dryers in hotels, lifts in car shops, etc. The future earnings just took a monster sh!t and the asset itself isn't worth jack diddly after a few years.
Commercial real estate. Going down. Malls sitting empty. Garbage.

Homes were about the best possible scenario. Widespread and considered an appreciating asset. Way less cyclical than other items relatively speaking. Generally one of the last asset classes to go from non-discretionary to discretionary. Look what happened.

What is your argument in support of your assertion that "a lot" of these assets recover when the panic subsides? What is "a lot"? 15%?

Sooner or later, I'm expecting to have to buy another unit for my Dad. He lives on the 2nd floor and he won't be able to do the stairs forever.
The places where he lives that sold between 2004 and 2007 are all about $100k under that high water mark BEFORE this happened, and to give you an idea, I went to public school and he drove a cement mixer. $100k is a SHITLOAD in this context.
In a state with population growth, in an area with slow local growth and decent retiree growth.
 

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I’m sure you will hate this answer, but there were a lot of lessons learned from 2008

you are not seeing, today, the types of massive forced mergers among major banks we saw in September 2008

yes, the Fed is massively lending and that is a major reason for this

but another reason is banks massively reworked their capital structures in the last 10 yrs

is the system still inherently unstable? Yes. That is the result of fractional reserve banking as a system though

If you look at history, you will not see banks withstanding financial conditions like we just had in the last few weeks in the same way

it’s a massive credit to the fed that we still have a functioning economy right now, both on the lending side and the regulatory side leading up to this
You're right that I hate this answer.

If they learned their lessons they wouldn't need the money a week and a half into the crisis. Remember Bear Stearns shat the bed in March 2008? Are we even there yet relatively speaking? Let's see just where we are in September.

I just posted the graph of the market last time we had a pandemic, and that one killed .5% of the country. Killed it dead. The market did great until deflationary snafu-ery in 2020.
 

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the executive pay thing is a problem in most large companies

not saying that makes it ok on wall st but it is not really that different

all of these institutions overwhelmingly employ regular peons. There’s a tiny slice at the top who get paid out the ass like at most big companies
The executive pay at larger companies, I'm with you.

There is one difference in my mind.

The executives of lots of these other companies aren't committing fraud on purpose.
 

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While I agree with most of your post, I question your assertion about commercial real estate. At least in terms of college towns and desirable areas, seems that commercial real estate is pricey AF
 

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Billy how do you know this is the middle of the panic, and not the start? Did we not hear basically this EXACT PRECISE line of thinking with respect to stock buybacks 7-8-9 YEARS into a bull run?
I'm sure everyone's cousin works at so and such bank and is killing it. By and large, sh!t ain't worth what it was worth when the "smartest guys in the room" did the buybacks.

I already addressed several asset classes we should have ZERO confidence in going up long term.

There is exactly zero incentive for any depreciating asset to be worth more when panic subsides.
Every single delinquent car loan is dogshit garbage. Every single one.
Every single means of production depreciating asset corporate debt was incurred to finance is dogshit garbage. Tractors, computers, servers, lathes and CNCs, deep fryers, ice makers, washers and dryers in hotels, lifts in car shops, etc. The future earnings just took a monster sh!t and the asset itself isn't worth jack diddly after a few years.
Commercial real estate. Going down. Malls sitting empty. Garbage.

Homes were about the best possible scenario. Widespread and considered an appreciating asset. Way less cyclical than other items relatively speaking. Generally one of the last asset classes to go from non-discretionary to discretionary. Look what happened.

What is your argument in support of your assertion that "a lot" of these assets recover when the panic subsides? What is "a lot"? 15%?

Sooner or later, I'm expecting to have to buy another unit for my Dad. He lives on the 2nd floor and he won't be able to do the stairs forever.
The places where he lives that sold between 2004 and 2007 are all about $100k under that high water mark BEFORE this happened, and to give you an idea, I went to public school and he drove a cement mixer. $100k is a SHITLOAD in this context.
In a state with population growth, in an area with slow local growth and decent retiree growth.
If I knew the answer to all of these questions I’d be a lot richer and would pay a monkey to post to erbb for me. So you’d never know the answer!

anyway, one of mike milken’s biggest insights was that the fear about distressed assets was way overblown

this was in the 80s. Now it is a cliche

would you believe there are massive funds being raised to buy distressed debt right now?

why would that be?
 

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You're right that I hate this answer.

If they learned their lessons they wouldn't need the money a week and a half into the crisis. Remember Bear Stearns shat the bed in March 2008? Are we even there yet relatively speaking? Let's see just where we are in September.

I just posted the graph of the market last time we had a pandemic, and that one killed .5% of the country. Killed it dead. The market did great until deflationary snafu-ery in 2020.
the financial situation today is worse than 2008 but banks are doing better

that is a success, relatively speaking

you are operating from an emotional standpoint

suffering of the major players in the financial system does not actually benefit the public

yes, it is infuriating that these people can douche it up in Nantucket and get bailed out but life’s not fair
 

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the financial situation today is worse than 2008 but banks are doing better

that is a success, relatively speaking

you are operating from an emotional standpoint

suffering of the major players in the financial system does not actually benefit the public

yes, it is infuriating that these people can douche it up in Nantucket and get bailed out but life’s not fair
First off, I have no idea why you think the financial situation today is worse than 2008. You have provided zero specifics or data for this assertion. Yes, a week and half in it's not as bad as the worst calamity more or less in living memory. Yay.

I am operating from a far more fact-based standpoint than you are. I am citing specific asset classes and you are speaking in the most general of terms possible. Zero factual basis for what you are claiming. In contrast, everyone knows new cars are a depreciating asset. That's a fact. Everyone knows means of production aka equipment are depreciating assets. It's practically an entire sub-field of Accounting. That's about the VERY BEST thing corporate debt could be spent on, shy of merger/acquisition, and leveraging to buy your competition BEFORE the snafu is **** poor timing, so from where I'm standing, that's out as well.
 

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would you believe there are massive funds being raised to buy distressed debt right now?

why would that be?
Based on the sh!t I'm hearing already about people moving back in with parents, I am also raising massive funds right now.

Why would that be? Why did Mnuchin buy IndyMac for a dollar? Did you have access to that trade, Billy?

What would it cost America to firing squad some of these people?
What did Edwin Starr tell us War was good for?