Soft Top Polling Disaster

Chocki

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Soft Top vs Chump reminds me of Home Depot vs. Lowes.

One of them could crush the other by offering just 2% better products and customer service.

But both companies realize that they can BOTH win if they just offer equally shitty products and service.

It's a race to the bottom and we're all loosing.
More like Taco Bell or Pollo Loco bro. Either way it’s a race to the toilet
 
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Aruka

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respect to all the takes in this thread but screw you sharkbiscuit for conjuring in my mind an image of Thruster banging blonde 10's while covered in McDonalds fry grease.

as to what Klobuchar was given in return for her dropping out of the primary and endorsing Soft Top my guess is a new set of coffee mugs to replace the ones she hurled at her frightened campaign staffers.

if that midwest ice queen was electable, she wouldn't have gotten fewer primary delegates than that sweet and delicious bag of sugar michael fcking bloomberg.

say what you will about Warren but watching her take the scalp of that wall street chud during the debates was easily one of the best moments of the whole 2020 ordeal.

what is there to say about Coconut? is she Jim Clyburns pound of flesh in exchange for his pre super tuesday endorsement or just a safe pick for the donor class?

it's gonna be Soft Top Vs. Thruster 2024 and flip a coin for the winner.

if gas is over 5 bucks a gallon I have a feeling Thruster will be able to dust off his old catch phrase, "you're fired".
 

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respect to all the takes in this thread but screw you sharkbiscuit for conjuring in my mind an image of Thruster banging blonde 10's while covered in McDonalds fry grease.

as to what Klobuchar was given in return for her dropping out of the primary and endorsing Soft Top my guess is a new set of coffee mugs to replace the ones she hurled at her frightened campaign staffers.

if that midwest ice queen was electable, she wouldn't have gotten fewer primary delegates than that sweet and delicious bag of sugar michael fcking bloomberg.
The reason Bloomberg got more delegates than Klobuklub was because she dropped out before Super Tuesday and he didn't. At the time the Snow Ox went to pasture, she was up 7-0.

If you think the average Blue board campaign staffer doesn't deserve a few four seam fastmugs coming a buck five at their domes, fuck off to your safe space where Big Gulps are banned.

say what you will about Warren but watching her take the scalp of that wall street chud during the debates was easily one of the best moments of the whole 2020 ordeal.
That's fair.

what is there to say about Coconut? is she Jim Clyburns pound of flesh in exchange for his pre super tuesday endorsement or just a safe pick for the donor class?
Soft Top painted himself into a corner promising woman of color. There were like half a dozen women of color in the entire country who were Mayor of Atlanta or higher in terms of resume. Soft Top got told to pound sand by a couple and he was basically left with Susan Rice, Coconut Valley Girl, or Elizabeth Warren in blackface.

it's gonna be Soft Top Vs. Thruster 2024 and flip a coin for the winner.

if gas is over 5 bucks a gallon I have a feeling Thruster will be able to dust off his old catch phrase, "you're fired".
#facts
 
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