Soft Top Polling Disaster

Sharkbiscuit

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Pagarán.

Yes. The other candidate, backed by a conglomeration of the other traditional parties (that have never gotten along on anything) is an old school rabble rousing screamer that plagiarized her theses.
Okay hold on.

"..and Mexico is going to pay for it."

That's not van a pagar? Future progressive tense?

I thought pagaran is Mexico will pay for it, simple future?

The bad news is when he can no longer serve for whatever reason.
Is this because you will miss the Dark Brandon memes, or do you honestly think any of these carbon copy Blue surfboards will be any different from Soft Top?

I get it. You don't like Coconut Valley Girl. But I haven't seen any tangible policy difference between her and Soft Top. Some guy who has to be fed baby food and does what his advisors tell him, or some unlikable climber who does what the same advisors suggest.
 

Sharkbiscuit

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Hal, Thruster is going to set eight crowd records a day for six months at least packing out high school and junior college football stadiums, drill some KFC and McD's, then fly back to Mar-a-Lago for 3-4 hours of sleep and repeat as necessary.

It'd be a better idea to just drop all the charges, say he's the best ever, and give him everything he asks for. We need every attractive young blonde/dirty blonde in the USA to try to f--k him into cardiac arrest. This criminal trial and media coverage sh!t keeps him alive. It sustains him.

Wall to wall cable news hosts praising him, completely exonerated of all charges, 20-something blondes with hourglass figures sportfucking him as fast as he can get it up. Trick his lizard brain into letting all the conflict go.
 

GromsDad

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West of the Atlantic. East of the ICW.
Hal, Thruster is going to set eight crowd records a day for six months at least packing out high school and junior college football stadiums, drill some KFC and McD's, then fly back to Mar-a-Lago for 3-4 hours of sleep and repeat as necessary.

It'd be a better idea to just drop all the charges, say he's the best ever, and give him everything he asks for. We need every attractive young blonde/dirty blonde in the USA to try to f--k him into cardiac arrest. This criminal trial and media coverage sh!t keeps him alive. It sustains him.

Wall to wall cable news hosts praising him, completely exonerated of all charges, 20-something blondes with hourglass figures sportfucking him as fast as he can get it up. Trick his lizard brain into letting all the conflict go.
Post of the day. :bowdown:
 

hal9000

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Obviously Turnip isn't too old since you had no problem voting for Bydon at that age.
go back and read your own logic. see if it makes sense. take your time. i'm in no hurry.

i've said all along that Soft Top is too old and a weak candidate.

but yes i voted for him over Chump and i'd do it again if i had to.
 

ElOgro

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Okay hold on.

"..and Mexico is going to pay for it."

That's not van a pagar? Future progressive tense?

I thought pagaran is Mexico will pay for it, simple future?



Is this because you will miss the Dark Brandon memes, or do you honestly think any of these carbon copy Blue surfboards will be any different from Soft Top?

I get it. You don't like Coconut Valley Girl. But I haven't seen any tangible policy difference between her and Soft Top. Some guy who has to be fed baby food and does what his advisors tell him, or some unlikable climber who does what the same advisors suggest.
The accent makes the difference. Pagaron with out the accent is past tense.

No I don’t. She can’t be taken seriously. The leader of the free world? GTFO. Claudia is qualified, or at least the most qualified. She fought the toro that is the DF and didn’t get gored, came out with at least una oreja. Not a dummy, articulate. I don’t know what she can do about the immigration issue without taking it off the table by enforcement but that’s a big issue.

If a person of the same qualifications was running up there I’d vote for her. Twice.
 

hal9000

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The accent makes the difference. Pagaron with out the accent is past tense.

No I don’t. She can’t be taken seriously. The leader of the free world? GTFO. Claudia is qualified, or at least the most qualified. She fought the toro that is the DF and didn’t get gored, came out with at least una oreja. Not a dummy, articulate. I don’t know what she can do about the immigration issue without taking it off the table by enforcement but that’s a big issue.

If a person of the same qualifications was running up there I’d vote for her. Twice.
what's the deal with the Oaxacan accent and regional dialect? Are they the Kentucky hillbillies of Mexico?
 

ElOgro

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what's the deal with the Oaxacan accent and regional dialect? Are they the Kentucky hillbillies of Mexico?
Melding of español and zapoteca. Regional accents abound, even within the same state they will vary by municipality. With time I’ve learned to differentiate between the municipality where I live and those that border on it, some others in the state as well. Everybody knows chilangoes when they hear it.

You’re from the dirty jerz. You have no right to talk about any accents from anywhere.
 
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hal9000

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Melding of español and zapoteca. Regional accents abound, even within the same state they will vary by municipality. With time I’ve learned to differentiate between the municipality where I live and those that border on it, some others in the state as well. Everybody knows chilangoes when they hear it.

You’re from the dirty jerz. You have no right to talk about any accents from anywhere.
everyone has accents everywhere
 

hammies

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Haley would be all right. Too conservative for my tastes but she respects the Constitution and the institutions and traditions that make America great; she is not a threat to the country. Same with the rest of them.

Only Thruster stands alone as a threat to our democracy. I recently had this conversation with my kid:

Him: If Thruster gets elected it'll probably be the last election we have in a while.
Me: Why? You think he's gonna declare martial law and rule by military force? The generals hate him.
Him: He'll call a Constitutional Convention and coalesce all power into the Presidency. That what guys like him do. There are almost enough states under R control because of gerrymandering at the legislature level to call for a convention.
Me: That's a scary thought.
Him: If that happens I'm moving overseas.
 

Mike_Jones

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Soft Top ..... made a colossal mistake picking Kammie as his VP.

He was supposed to be a one-termer, the steady veteran who would restore sanity to the Presidency after 4 years of that menace of a raging lunatic Thruster. After his term he should have passed the baton to his heir apparent, the VP. But Kammie is (IMO) unelectable, she's extremely unpopular. I think he made his original decision based on her 5 good minutes in a debate at his expense, plus she is a black woman, which would appease the identity politics crowd, plus she's basically center-left. But it hasn't worked out, and the Dems are stuck and don't have anybody else in the on-deck circle. So Joe is running again, even though he's clearly too old.

The only reason why Soft Top is still president is that his handler chose party-girl Valley Girl as his VP. If either side caves on Joe then the country is stuck with a pure simpleton. Neither party wants that shackle. The now-unacceptable side effect is that there's no Blue board left to replace Soft Top after he leaves.
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afoaf

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I love how squidliar is always there with the moralizing, but doesn't have any compunction about being a ward of the state

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
 
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hammies

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The only reason why Soft Top is still president is that his handler chose party-girl Valley Girl as his VP. If either side caves on Joe then the country is stuck with a pure simpleton. Neither party wants that shackle. The now-unacceptable side effect is that there's no Blue board left to replace Soft Top after he leaves.
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Who is his handler?