Soft Top Polling Disaster

sussle

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Gromsdad gets his first erection in 3 or 4 years - hope he knew what to do with it. Of course, it was brief, aren't they all?
Noting that the pollsters themselves cautioned that their survey was an outlier, Sabato – the director of the Center for Politics at the University of Virginia – called the decision to release it “ridiculous”.

“Ignore the Washington Post–ABC poll,” Sabato wrote on X, the social media platform formerly known as Twitter. “How could you even publish a poll so absurd on its face? Will be a lingering embarrassment for you.” He added: “Just plain embarrassing – for them.”
 

Mike_Jones

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Sharkbiscuit

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I find it hilarious these calls for the Blue surfboards to do something. This sh!t was all obvious in 2020 and there were literally over a dozen center-left milquetoast (D) options.

Soft Top won. He'd win again. You open this back up, a third of the party is going to go right the fuck back to Bernie and Warren, there'll be a dozen different center-left options, none of whom can consolidate enough to beat Soft Top, and Soft Top wins. Again. For whatever reason, these idiots still think if you promise enough free fucking sh!t, the people already awash in free sh!t who aren't voting (or are fucking rabid Trumpbots) will somehow come out and vote for someone they fucking hate, like Pocahontas.

If there wasn't literally a Cult Leader on the right, and there was the chance of a Haley vs DeSantis vs Burgum messy primary, I might be inclined to agree.

I don't think a dude married to another dude named Chasten Buttigieg can win.
I think Klobuchar might be able to beat Thruster, but I like her and call her the Minnesota Snow Ox.

The rest of the options can't even beat the Minnesota Snow Ox. The Iraq War Vet Representatives got nowhere. The Western Governors got nowhere.

Even the moderate women....Laura Kelly, Patty Murray....they're fucking 70-something haggard dishcloths compared to Klobuchar.

Even Soft Top wanted it. But it's not there. It doesn't exist. It's Eddie-worthy surf in the Tampa Bay area. Stop wish-casting a Tampa Bay Eddie. It's not happening. Otherwise it would have already happened.

And I don't care how much you want him to jump in, shut the fuck up about Wannabe Surferboy Newsom he'd do the same thing DeSantis is doing - set money on fire whilst going nowhere.
 

hal9000

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Soft Top vs Chump reminds me of Home Depot vs. Lowes.

One of them could crush the other by offering just 2% better products and customer service.

But both companies realize that they can BOTH win if they just offer equally shitty products and service.

It's a race to the bottom and we're all loosing.
 

Mike_Jones

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I find it hilarious these calls for the Blue surfboards to do something.

.....Blue surfboards eat their own when there's blood in the water.

Since you've identified Soft Top's mental fitness as a partisan issue, please link us to a conservative or even a random Red board urging Blue surfboards to do something about Soft Top. There's a reason why leftist media rags are FINALLY reporting on Soft Top's gaffes and negative poll numbers.

Absolutely, NO. As a conservative, I want Blue surfboards to stay with the drooling mobbed-up imbecile you put into office for the 3 years you admit that Soft Top has been the same guy that he is right now.
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