So how big's it gonna get Wed/Thurs/Fri on west coast?

[Sharky]

I think what I actually enjoy is the endless mockery and taunting we endure

 

[JDJ]

Seeing as a may be one of the few members of this forum with steady employment, I trust you gentlemen will catch some waves for us working stiffs on Friday, and that you will pour out some malt liquor in the Swamis parking lot while holding your second hand Pearson Arrow Mavs gun under your arm.

 

[PPK96754]

And now the mockery begins ~

 

[Sharky]

I'm going to go beat the living sh!t out of myself with kettlebells now, then go see Avatar and afterwards head over to the POLITICS forum and read the same people trading the same empty platitudes day after day after day after day after day...

just another day in paradise!

 

[Havoc]

Surfing a certain river mouth in epic chocolate milk tubes one flood year, I got sick. I got a sinus infection that they couldn't kill. Which doesn't sound that bad, but I couldn't even tie my shoes. Felt like my head was going to blow up. Months this went on. I was crying to my Doc and he told me that considering how long I have surfed I should have known better. Told me he was treating five other local surfers for Hep.

We were down to trying one more oral antibiotic. The next step was to drill through my skull, flush my sinuses and apply a topical antibiotic to the insides of my sinuses. The last antibiotic finally worked. My winter was pretty much over however.

The waves were insane. Sit in the tube forever. The light would shut down because the water was opaque. The left was cleaner in terms of water due to the direction of the current, but the rights. So good. I went into the bottom on one wave and my legs went into the fresh muck up to my knees. I had to struggle to get free. Trees, dead cows, dead rattlesnakes, half sunk 50 gallon drums of who-knows-what drifting by. Good times...

i had the drill thru skull for a sinus infection from malibu that nothing worked on. so gnarly the nurse lost her sh!t and wqlked out mid procedure

 

[Havoc]

Little known fact.…

Im a mod here too. Not even the other mods know this.

It’s so super secret that even though I’m telling you all right now that I’m a mod, still nobody knows that I’m a mod.

that era died out in the 80’z bruh

 

[r32]

Surf report for Thursday, January 5, 2023.

 

[Sharky]

I was here when you had to submit your posts to Nami and three days later, after she had read your post and approved it, she would post it up. Times BB. Before Bassy.

Transplants.

 

[Subway]

She can mock and taunt me all she wants, provided she can wield that crop as well as she poses with it

 

[Sharky]

She can mock and taunt me all she wants, provided she can wield that crop as well as she poses with it

I'll let him know you are interested.

 

[Subway]

OMG the Adam's Apple. How could i miss that

Not necessarily a deal breaker, but, the devil is in the details i guess

 

[ElOgro]

I remember watching - I think it was Tom Curren surf waves like that at Doheny during one of the 97 storms. That DOHO sandbar was reeling beyond belief. I also couldn't believe someone was out there in that toxic soup. The water was literally black.
Also - why isn't anyone out at Sharp Park?

https://www.surfline.com/surf-report/sharp-park/5842041f4e65fad6a770897c?camId=5c3657c315279717a7c1b7e7

There was a '77 swell where it smoked south of the river mouth. Piles of clumps of reeds and vegetation that got washed down the creek onto the beach. Perfect draining sandbar.

We went to uppers the next day and floated down the creek from about half way down the bike path to the lagoon, which was giant and full of the same clumps. About half way across the lagoon a very large rattle snake slid off of a pile and started swimming towards us. Motor city to the beach side.

 

[r32]

High tide is at 9am at 5'.

I think someone is going to get sucked out to sea today when it switches. Going to be a fast moving river flushing right into 20' walls of whitewater.

 

[oneworlded]

that era died out in the 80’z bruh

I hear Duffy also makes electric boats in Newport Beach.

 

[oneworlded]

High tide is at 9am at 5'.

I think someone is going to get sucked out to sea today when it switches. Going to be a fast moving river flushing right into 20' walls of whitewater.

How tall is that pier at Sharp Park? Waves are washing over it outside.

 

[Sharky]

There was a '77 swell where it smoked south of the river mouth. Piles of clumps of reeds and vegetation that got washed down the creek onto the beach. Perfect draining sandbar.

We went to uppers the next day and floated down the creek from about half way down the bike path to the lagoon, which was giant and full of the same clumps. About half way across the lagoon a very large rattle snake slid off of a pile and started swimming towards us. Motor city to the beach side.

One of the last breakthrough sandbar years, it was soooo good. And it was largely empty one day. The rights, it was a guaranteed tube fest. I couldn't stand it. I jumped into my wetsuit and ran down the beach. I almost jumped in further to the north (of the river mouth) to let the current carry me through the mouth to the south side muddy rights. But for some reason I walked right up to the bank of the river. You could smell the sh!t and chemicals. It was like in a mist hanging over the place. It was disgusting.

I walked back, my wetsuit full of sweat, and pulled it off. Defeated.

Adulting is hard.

 

[RemyXO]

I meant Bodega.

You can surf Doran Beach up in Bodega during the bigliest swells of the year. I'm sure Daily surfed there on those days. I've surfed within 100 yards of the furthest jetty to the west. That portion of the beach actually faces east.

 

[Driftcoast]

I'll draw the ire of peeps on here and zero fvcks are given. The Dale Webster story is the biggest load of crap perpetuated in the surfing world and shame on any of you for believing it.

Whenever we get these massive swells, with heavy water, rain, and wind - not to mention chilly water where he lives - we are supposed to believe that this pudgy dude caught at least 3 waves a day for whatever the number he claims (unsubstantiated).

Doran Beach might be best on storm swell

 

[manbearpig]

holy sh!t

Surfline on Instagram: "It’s here. A bomb cyclone is slamming the California coast right now. Santa Cruz this morning with a 5.6 ft high tide is washing away roads, splintering piers, and damaging homes. Stay safe, avoid the coast and watch the storm from the safety of our cams. Click the link our story to follow along in real-time. @zealandhunter , @_alo_slebir_"

116K likes, 1,502 comments - surflineJanuary 5, 2023 on : "It’s here. A bomb cyclone is slamming the California coast right now. Santa Cruz this morning with a 5.6 ft high tide is washing away..."

www.instagram.com

 

[santacruzin]

Surfing a certain river mouth in epic chocolate milk tubes one flood year, I got sick. I got a sinus infection that they couldn't kill. Which doesn't sound that bad, but I couldn't even tie my shoes. Felt like my head was going to blow up. Months this went on. I was crying to my Doc and he told me that considering how long I have surfed I should have known better. Told me he was treating five other local surfers for Hep.

We were down to trying one more oral antibiotic. The next step was to drill through my skull, flush my sinuses and apply a topical antibiotic to the insides of my sinuses. The last antibiotic finally worked. My winter was pretty much over however.

The waves were insane. Sit in the tube forever. The light would shut down because the water was opaque. The left was cleaner in terms of water due to the direction of the current, but the rights. So good. I went into the bottom on one wave and my legs went into the fresh muck up to my knees. I had to struggle to get free. Trees, dead cows, dead rattlesnakes, half sunk 50 gallon drums of who-knows-what drifting by. Good times...

star bar!