Russian Missiles Land in Poland

~rwright~

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Los Angeles~California!
hey,
if EVERY~ONE gonna die some-day,
does a good person feeeel a need, to make a difference?

tell ya a lil' story boyz,
it happened this past Sunday evenin', at a beach, here in Los Angeles, dig?

i had eatin' me some good grub,
needed a power nap, like say, thee kind ya need after 2, yep 2 plates at Thanksgivin'!
got awakened at 8:38pm that Sunday night, came out~side,
"Randy, they just stole your surfboard, they took Thee Shark too"
err...

i threw a t~shirt on, pulled my squigilie hair back into a pony~tail + tied it off,
grabbed my mono~pod, {which already seen action, yearz ago, crackin' some dudes arm as he came at me},
and went forth...

Jose wuz there already,
his wife wuz nutz, "go back to Long Beach, mo~fo's" ya know, this kinda sheeee~it...
i retrieved my surfin' board, which is actually a 9'ft foamie, that i keep handy, to help maybe rescue anyone
in the cool waterz off Los Angeles, where Sunset Blvd meetz The Sea,
+ 'Bay~Watch' is off duty, here...

i look for Great White Sharks here, in Los Angeles.
specifically, thee one's that jump outta the near~shore loc' waterz off L.A.
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so, ya might have seen our 'GW Shark Mascot', here at Sunset, the best beginner surfin' spot in Los Angeles,
danglin' on a 'Da~Kine' leash, if ya drive on by here...

ah,
me wuz a lil' peaved,
for these 2 meth~head white boyz,
had stolen my rescue board, which wuz then returned,
BUT, But, but, they still had our community shark!

i went back.
Jose wuz still arguin' with 1 dude,
i had taken my t~shirt off, had slipped outta my sandals, ready to play...
"Where is MY shark?!? WHERE IS MY SHARK!!!"

i got it back, reeee~al quick:
"sorry dadadadada, i did not pop it, i just deflated it,"
he told me as some chick smoked a bowl of somethin'
in their van that evenin'...

i de~escalted thee issue,
for i had got me my goodiez back,
we went walkin' away, makinin' minor chit~chat,
Boom!
the kidz had decided to shoot a 22 or a 25 caliber towardz us or over the ocean,
Jose got pissed off, we both went back, and ah, we talked, some more...

i'm still alive, as is Jose,
the kids split, and i'm stocked,
for i got thee 4th stolen breachin' shark mascot back,
wa~ga!!!

now,
if i go get it filled up with air l8er today,
you, whom might be drivin' on Pacific Coast Highway in West Los Angeles
will see it jumpin', once again!
yew~yew...

confrontin' evil-ness is Good,
+ ah, good is GOOD,
no?
:jamon:
 
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StuAzole

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I liked Obama but he really blew it with his line in the sand in Syria and his weak response over Crimea.
Gromsberg would say he was being an isolationist. Not our problem! But also totally weak and 100% his fault!
 

Random Guy

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heya buddy~boy,
1 of my ol' girl~friendz,
she, name of Dierdre, seen below with her 2nd daughter Darla,


she is the older sister to actress Juliette Lewis,
{seen here, below, in a Hollywood movie called 'Natural Born Killers'}


well "Bub",
Dierdre'z 'Step Dad',
he shot he a German soldier to his death in Italy, in World War II.
he wuz quicker to fire, mo' better trainin'!!!

Question:
Should "Bub"
should he have even been there in Italy?
should he have had to have done so,
what he done did?

i read of this,
{after i ate many a meal with him, painted his familiey'z kitchen ceiling, before he died},
after flyin' out to Philly, to it's subardz, to attend his funeral, and to hear his United States Military salute,
upon which i shed me a tear timez many, and then, then, so too, when thee gunz went off,
arghhhh....


you MAGA koo~kz,
ya crack me up, pleaze, go + sign up alllll~ready.
Make America Great Again!!!

but keep this in mind, boyz,
you ain't "Serving", you just be workin' for $$$, for Thee U.S. Military,
instead of Taco Bell, Mickey~Deez or some other corporate company,
dig it?

hmmm.
f**k Putin.
Hitler + Mussolini too.
so what ya be fightin for?

hey,
your opinion'z might vary!
rw
:jamon:
You dated Juliette Lewis’s sister?
like serious dating, going to family parties and hanging with Juliette?

im just curious to know if she’s as interesting in person as the characters she typically plays
 

~rwright~

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Los Angeles~California!
the Jan 6 insurrectionists thought it was worth dying for
hey,
i used to run that store where Doggie~Town is famous for,
i could tell~ya soooo many cool, funny, interstin' storiez,
wa~ga...

after i took over Thee Shop, from Z~Boy Nathan Pratt,
10 yearz after a God Father of L.A. surf, Jeff Ho, had showed him the ropes,
my 1st manager: Andy, well this dude, a surfer from W.L.A, when he moved on~ward in life,
he became a Detective,
for LAPD...

'nother dude,
he wuz on my surf~team
his name is Ken, he is gone now,

but he joined Thee Marines of The United States of America,
he wuz a sniper, but cancer got him...

i think of him some~times,
+ Andy, whom i saw at Thee Beach a few yearz back, too...

it is good to try to be GOOD, yow!
other~wise evil will triumph, no?
rw

ps ~ i initiated another arrest at Thee Beach a coupla Sunday's ago,
i h8 havin' to help put pep'z in a cage,
but ah...
 
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