hey,
if EVERY~ONE gonna die some-day,
does a good person feeeel a need, to make a difference?
tell ya a lil' story boyz,
it happened this past Sunday evenin', at a beach, here in Los Angeles, dig?
i had eatin' me some good grub,
needed a power nap, like say, thee kind ya need after 2, yep 2 plates at Thanksgivin'!
got awakened at 8:38pm that Sunday night, came out~side,
"Randy, they just stole your surfboard, they took Thee Shark too"
err...
i threw a t~shirt on, pulled my squigilie hair back into a pony~tail + tied it off,
grabbed my mono~pod, {which already seen action, yearz ago, crackin' some dudes arm as he came at me},
and went forth...
Jose wuz there already,
his wife wuz nutz, "go back to Long Beach, mo~fo's" ya know, this kinda sheeee~it...
i retrieved my surfin' board, which is actually a 9'ft foamie, that i keep handy, to help maybe rescue anyone
in the cool waterz off Los Angeles, where Sunset Blvd meetz The Sea,
+ 'Bay~Watch' is off duty, here...
i look for Great White Sharks here, in Los Angeles.
specifically, thee one's that jump outta the near~shore loc' waterz off L.A.
so, ya might have seen our 'GW Shark Mascot', here at Sunset, the best beginner surfin' spot in Los Angeles,
danglin' on a 'Da~Kine' leash, if ya drive on by here...
ah,
me wuz a lil' peaved,
for these 2 meth~head white boyz,
had stolen my rescue board, which wuz then returned,
BUT, But, but, they still had our community shark!
i went back.
Jose wuz still arguin' with 1 dude,
i had taken my t~shirt off, had slipped outta my sandals, ready to play...
"Where is MY shark?!? WHERE IS MY SHARK!!!"
i got it back, reeee~al quick:
"sorry dadadadada, i did not pop it, i just deflated it,"
he told me as some chick smoked a bowl of somethin'
in their van that evenin'...
i de~escalted thee issue,
for i had got me my goodiez back,
we went walkin' away, makinin' minor chit~chat,
Boom!
the kidz had decided to shoot a 22 or a 25 caliber towardz us or over the ocean,
Jose got pissed off, we both went back, and ah, we talked, some more...
i'm still alive, as is Jose,
the kids split, and i'm stocked,
for i got thee 4th stolen breachin' shark mascot back,
wa~ga!!!
now,
if i go get it filled up with air l8er today,
you, whom might be drivin' on Pacific Coast Highway in West Los Angeles
will see it jumpin', once again!
yew~yew...
confrontin' evil-ness is Good,
+ ah, good is GOOD,
no?
if EVERY~ONE gonna die some-day,
does a good person feeeel a need, to make a difference?
tell ya a lil' story boyz,
it happened this past Sunday evenin', at a beach, here in Los Angeles, dig?
i had eatin' me some good grub,
needed a power nap, like say, thee kind ya need after 2, yep 2 plates at Thanksgivin'!
got awakened at 8:38pm that Sunday night, came out~side,
"Randy, they just stole your surfboard, they took Thee Shark too"
err...
i threw a t~shirt on, pulled my squigilie hair back into a pony~tail + tied it off,
grabbed my mono~pod, {which already seen action, yearz ago, crackin' some dudes arm as he came at me},
and went forth...
Jose wuz there already,
his wife wuz nutz, "go back to Long Beach, mo~fo's" ya know, this kinda sheeee~it...
i retrieved my surfin' board, which is actually a 9'ft foamie, that i keep handy, to help maybe rescue anyone
in the cool waterz off Los Angeles, where Sunset Blvd meetz The Sea,
+ 'Bay~Watch' is off duty, here...
i look for Great White Sharks here, in Los Angeles.
specifically, thee one's that jump outta the near~shore loc' waterz off L.A.
so, ya might have seen our 'GW Shark Mascot', here at Sunset, the best beginner surfin' spot in Los Angeles,
danglin' on a 'Da~Kine' leash, if ya drive on by here...
ah,
me wuz a lil' peaved,
for these 2 meth~head white boyz,
had stolen my rescue board, which wuz then returned,
BUT, But, but, they still had our community shark!
i went back.
Jose wuz still arguin' with 1 dude,
i had taken my t~shirt off, had slipped outta my sandals, ready to play...
"Where is MY shark?!? WHERE IS MY SHARK!!!"
i got it back, reeee~al quick:
"sorry dadadadada, i did not pop it, i just deflated it,"
he told me as some chick smoked a bowl of somethin'
in their van that evenin'...
i de~escalted thee issue,
for i had got me my goodiez back,
we went walkin' away, makinin' minor chit~chat,
Boom!
the kidz had decided to shoot a 22 or a 25 caliber towardz us or over the ocean,
Jose got pissed off, we both went back, and ah, we talked, some more...
i'm still alive, as is Jose,
the kids split, and i'm stocked,
for i got thee 4th stolen breachin' shark mascot back,
wa~ga!!!
now,
if i go get it filled up with air l8er today,
you, whom might be drivin' on Pacific Coast Highway in West Los Angeles
will see it jumpin', once again!
yew~yew...
confrontin' evil-ness is Good,
+ ah, good is GOOD,
no?
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