Ron DeSantis Is A Savage!

[hal9000]

Bending the knee and kissing the ring: ALPHA MALE SAVAGE!!

 

[Sharkbiscuit]

Bending the knee and kissing the ring: ALPHA MALE SAVAGE!!

Remember this sequence of events. It wasn't Hillary, or Nancy, or Brandon, or 'Bama that brought you this. The humiliation of Ron DeSantis. The memory-holing of Scott Walker and Bobby Jindal. The humiliating (and then Secretary of Energying) of Rick Perry. The magic trick where he made a rather large Jeb Bush disappear into thin air! Calling Fiorina horse face. Dunking on Rand Paul. Little Marco. And best of all, Lyin' Ted, son of the Zodiac Killer.

Thank Trump for this in a semi-formal letter format. Here is a far too short example:

Dear President Trump,

I, hal9000, get paid mere wooden nickels on the peso to shitpost DNC talking points all day long. But you, sir, are the greatest humiliator of Republicans since FDR.

I marvel at your magnificence,

hal9000

 

[kidfury]

good point

 

[hal9000]

we’ll see who’s laughing when Nikki Haley is president.

 

[Bob Dobbalina]

we’ll see who’s laughing when Nikki Haley Nimarata Nikki Randhawa Haley is president.

 

[hal9000]

thank you for that valuable contribution.

Remember when we elected a president whose name rhymed with Osama?

 

[Sharkbiscuit]

I thought it was just Trump making an off-color Nimrod x Indian name joke but that's actually her name.

REDEEM!

 

[Sharkbiscuit]

Remember when we elected a president whose name rhymed with Osama?

Yeah the Republicans just loved him. Remember how him using mustard was 30-40x as bad as Biden not knowing which end is up?

 

[hal9000]

Yeah the Republicans just loved him. Remember how him using mustard was 30-40x as bad as Biden not knowing which end is up?

tan suit

 

[sirfun]

Ron DeSantis Is A Savage!

This Bud’s for Him

Ron DeSantis reached for Churchill, but came up with a line from a Budweiser ad.

www.theatlantic.com

 

[Sharkbiscuit]

we’ll see who’s laughing when Nikki Haley is president.

Write Trump the fucking letter, you fucking fuck.

Remember this sequence of events. It wasn't Hillary, or Nancy, or Brandon, or 'Bama that brought you this. The humiliation of Ron DeSantis. The memory-holing of Scott Walker and Bobby Jindal. The humiliating (and then Secretary of Energying) of Rick Perry. The magic trick where he made a rather large Jeb Bush disappear into thin air! Calling Fiorina horse face. Dunking on Rand Paul. Little Marco. And best of all, Lyin' Ted, son of the Zodiac Killer.

Thank Trump for this in a semi-formal letter format. Here is a far too short example:

Dear President Trump,

I, hal9000, get paid mere wooden nickels on the peso to shitpost DNC talking points all day long. But you, sir, are the greatest humiliator of Republicans since FDR.

I marvel at your magnificence,

hal9000

 

[schex]

we’ll see who’s laughing when Nikki Haley is president.

Say the words again!

 

[hal9000]

Nikki gon be yo prezzident