Raimana the Master

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He's married to a very beautiful woman so I doubt he's getting his fingers wet with an aged ex-supermodel who looks like hell sans makeup.
My wife and I took an expensive cruise in Tahiti b/c we were given tickets by my one of my mothers-in-law when she became estranged from my father-in-law. Anyways, one day we stopped at the main island and I tried to find a surf guide to take me to Teahupoo b/c it was small and I was already there. He couldn't get his boat working so he drove me to the beach and I got a few burgery waves. At the beach, he pointed to a guy and said, "That's Raimana." He seems like a big deal and pillar of the community, consequently he has a hawt wife no matter his height.

My advice to everyone is, "Be like Raimana."
 

$kully

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Feb 27, 2009
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Sounds like Caca is just jealous that a short fat brown guy surfs better than him, has a hotter wife than his wife and is having more fun. While Caca is changing bedpans and catheters, Raimana is getting barreled everyday and paid to push people like Cindy Crawford into waves.

Typical Caca.
 

billypilgrim

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What’s up with Kelly’s index finger ring? He’s not married. Does that signal some sort of cult status?
 

$kully

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I wonder if he rides on his knees cause he has low volume feet?
 

Firebird

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Is it worse than Trona where I live? I might need to think about a move? :unsure:
Well........no.
Trona is pretty damned gnarly.
Lemore has it beat if for no other reason than the authentic Mexican food. Which Raimana has clearly developed a taste for.