Order of Operations. Morning Coffee

[GromsDad]

Fill Mr Coffee machine with water, new filter and four heaping scoops of Maxwell House. Brew. Turn off machine as soon as its done brewing. Enjoy with a healthy pour of Snickers flavored Coffee Mate. Refrigerate the left over half a pot. Day 2, enjoy cold coffee or pop it in the microwave. As long as you don't leave it on the burner after brewing it tastes the same on day 2.

 

[Subway]

Mr coffee. Just Use really good fresh roasted beans and it doesn’t matter how you brew it (within reason of course). The quality of the coffee is the first and last word on how good that first or second or 5th cup will taste. No $10000 fuel injected brewing system will fix a chitty bean

Organic Peruvian Norte and the famous dancing goat are my go tos

 

[Duffy LaCoronilla]

Wake up.

Bang the wife.

She makes the coffee.

Calls me in when it’s ready.

 

[Pico]

Fill Mr Coffee machine with water, new filter and four heaping scoops of Maxwell House. Brew. Turn off machine as soon as its done brewing. Enjoy with a healthy pour of Snickers flavored Coffee Mate. Refrigerate the left over half a pot. Day 2, enjoy cold coffee or pop it in the microwave. As long as you don't leave it on the burner after brewing it tastes the same on day 2.

Disgusting

 

[Duffy LaCoronilla]

Fill Mr Coffee machine with water, new filter and four heaping scoops of Maxwell House. Brew. Turn off machine as soon as its done brewing. Enjoy with a healthy pour of Snickers flavored Coffee Mate. Refrigerate the left over half a pot. Day 2, enjoy cold coffee or pop it in the microwave. As long as you don't leave it on the burner after brewing it tastes the same on day 2.

 

[Dekerwild]

Empty out yesterday’s coffee

Refill water and cheap black coffee grinds

Do the poop dance while washing old dishes in the sink waiting for coffee to brew

Almost spill coffee on floor waddling to bathroom holding back the turtle head

Enjoy a few cups, done with coffee by 11am, and get on with the day

 

[2surf]

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Pop in a coffee pod, wait 3 min, drink fresh hot cup of coffee.

 

[GromsDad]

Disgusting

Don't knock it until you try it. Beats the hell out of Starbucks.

 

[PRCD]

This is my biggest barrier to dawn patrols right here.

 

[sussle]

you guys forgot the most important part.

what kind of coffee maker should I get?

one of these is all you need

and a bag of this:

 

[flyinraptr]

Set up the coffee machine before i go to bed .... in the morning Mrs. Flyinraptr hits the button. By the time i get up - coffee is ready ... add cream and check the surf report and then the score of the Angel game.

 

[silentbutdeadly]

mrs sbd makes it at night and the timer is set for 5AM. Ya'll gotta have a solid quiver. I gots me a breville drip, two italian espresso makers, french press, and a pour over setup. It only took me 300 years to decide which ones to get

 

[b.r.]

fill pot with water from the big berkey filter, pour water in black and decker coffee maker, press start and race to grind beans (bulk Columbian or Hawaiian beans from fart and smile aka smart and final) , put beans in filter, and filter into coffee maker before the water starts spurting out, first cup has a splash of oat milk and sugar, black top offs for the next cup or so, take a dump and head out in the morning to teach the yutes.

 

[casa_mugrienta]

Why bother?
Just get enough sleep.

 

[One-Off]

Bialetti 6 cup moka, 1/3 cup whole milk, 1 heaping teaspoon of honey.

 

[youcantbeserious]

Big bag Lion Coffee (pre-ground, I’m a Philistine). Electric kettle to boil water. French press. Drink whole thing, three cups, with a little oat milk. Explode in toilet, open windows. Take kid to school.

 

[Driftcoast]

Why bother?
Just get enough sleep.

beside the wakefulness, there are other health benefits from drinking coffee, or at least linked to drinking coffee.

 

[sdsrfr]

set it up night before. timer to go off at first light. thermos keeps it hot till 11a.

toss old filter, flip grinder, fill water, rinse thermos, new filter, beans, timer switch, done.

 

[sdsrfr]

Why bother?

coffee makes a morning sh!t on time every time.

especially helpful before dawn patrol.

 

[rts265]

there’s no turning back from this.


I did go a little crazy for a bit but ended up selling this. The machines are too stressful for me. Too many moving parts.