Order Of Operation: Sh*t And Wipe

Sh*t then flush

  • Sh*t and wipe then flush

    Votes: 9 56.3%
  • Sh*t flush and then wipe

    Votes: 3 18.8%
  • Sh*t no flush no wipe

    Votes: 4 25.0%
  • Sh*t no flush and half roll wipe

    Votes: 1 6.3%

  • Total voters
    16

keenfish

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This is a flawed poll. Guaranteed some of you sick mofos require a wipe/fold/wipe option.
The proper wipe is the wipe.. fold.. and then back wipe. It's how it has been properly done for millennia!

But the real question is how many squares do you use per wipe and how many folds??
 

enframed

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Apr 11, 2006
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The proper wipe is the wipe.. fold.. and then back wipe. It's how it has been properly done for millennia!

But the real question is how many squares do you use per wipe and how many folds??
Depends. Are we talking about Scott Tissue or Quilted Northern?

Do you old fucks remember the school bathroom that had the folding individual sheets? Then you washed your hands with Borax? Fuckinhell.
 
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doc_flavonoid

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MODS we seriously can’t say P I S S without it being censored? How much do you think it would cost Elon for a hostile takeover of the erBB? FREEEEEEEEDUMB!
its no.2 of the seven words.

lets see how many slip past the bots-
sh!t/****/fuck/sweet and delicious bag of sugar/mean person/motherfooker and t!ts

 
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doc_flavonoid

Billy Hamilton status
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at least the mod has a sense of humour. love me long time some "sweet and delicious bag of sugar"
 

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Phil Edwards status
Sep 17, 2012
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Depends. Are we talking about Scott Tissue or Quilted Northern?

Do you old fucks remember the school bathroom that had the folding individual sheets? Then you washed your hands with Borax? Fuckinhell.
Ha!
TheThrifty's 5 cent ice cream cone wrappers and the pink powdered stuff with the weird toggle dispenser. :p
 

brukuns

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Mar 5, 2014
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Flushing before wiping only when shitting at work or some other place people might go in after you.

The real question is...

do you look at your poo before flushing? Like, pull balls up and give it a check? Or do you actually stand up to give it a proper look? Or are you so unattached to your sh!t that you don't even look or say goodbye? Because that would be just mean.
 

Clayster

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Oct 26, 2005
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Ha ha. I had a college buddy that had a bike crash and broke both his arms. He had a bar that connected both arms. He left school and went home so his mom could wipe his ass. He was miserable.
 

rowjimmytour

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Feb 7, 2009
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Plumbers tip #1 flush before you wipe and if you have extra greasy etc clean up and use tons of paper make a flush between :toilet:
 

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Phil Edwards status
Sep 17, 2012
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Thanks for posting that!
i’m not going to watch it, but I’m still glad you posted it

honestly, that guy needs a bidet, with some sort of controller that he could turn on and off
It's not nfws or gross. I was searching for something else and and that one came up
 

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Phil Edwards status
Sep 17, 2012
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Oh, and the important question:

Do you wipe standing up or sitting down?