Order Of Operation: Sh*t And Wipe

Sh*t then flush

  • Sh*t and wipe then flush

    Votes: 9 56.3%
  • Sh*t flush and then wipe

    Votes: 3 18.8%
  • Sh*t no flush no wipe

    Votes: 4 25.0%
  • Sh*t no flush and half roll wipe

    Votes: 1 6.3%

  • Total voters
    16

JeffRSpicoli

Legend (inyourownmind)
Aug 9, 2019
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Morning shitter checking in here.

Largely depends on what I ate/drank the night before :unsure:

But high level probably:
-sh!t, light wipe, flush, whip, flush again and repeat the process one or up to two more times.

Needs to be done prior to showering!
 
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$kully

Duke status
Feb 27, 2009
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1. Sit on the toilet
2. Open the erBB and look for Gromsdad’s latest drivel to get my bowels moving
3. sh!t
4. Quick wipe for any remaining solids
5. Blast it with the bidet
6. Fart out any water that inadvertently converted the bidet to a high colonic
7. Pat dry with TP and check tp that no additional solids came out with the bidet
8. Wash hands & face
9. Grind coffee beans and put water in kettle and set to boil
10. Repeat steps 1 thru 7 while water is coming to a boil
11. Wash hands again
12. Brew coffee in chemex
13. Fry up 2 eggs over easy and two sage & chicken breakfast links.
14. Enjoy breakfast and coffee while snarfing at Gromsdad’s daily dose of idiocy
15. Repeat steps 1 thru 7
16. Now I’m ready to go.
 

$kully

Duke status
Feb 27, 2009
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I flush before I finish peeing.

I don't know why.

It's stupid.

It's a race I alway loose.
My gf doesn’t flush **** to save water, but I always go in and flush it before I poop cause I don’t want her pee splashing up my butthole if I can’t clinch it shut fast enough upon release.
 
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$kully

Duke status
Feb 27, 2009
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My gf doesn’t flush **** to save water, but I always go in and flush it before I poop cause I don’t want her pee splashing up my butthole if I can’t clinch it shut fast enough upon release.
MODS we seriously can’t say P I S S without it being censored? How much do you think it would cost Elon for a hostile takeover of the erBB? FREEEEEEEEDUMB!
 
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Phil Edwards status
Sep 17, 2012
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This is a flawed poll. Guaranteed some of you sick mofos require a wipe/fold/wipe option.
 
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