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Ok so, I asked for the pitch, I was curious, and I signed on the dotted line
- Thread starter Subway
- Start date
Don’t listen to the haters bro. In seven years you will have been getting paid to surf
Conquer the wave. Brave the bitter cold. Cut your feet on the rocks. Walk of glory to and from. Forced to get up early. Deal with the social complexity's. Be one with the universe.
Or not.
Or not.
For that money it had better be the best artificial wave on the planet. No way I would buy in without seeing the actual wave. Would need to at least be on par with the new one in Brazil.
I agree with all of that. Risky, could be dog sh!t, who knows. However, we get multiple sessions to ourselves to ride the wave a bunch of time before committing anything further than the few grand I’m depositing next week. So, the reality is there is NO risk unless I love the wave, join the club, and then the club goes belly up anyway. if the wave is amazing and all of the membership thinks so too, the club will be fine and probably be charging $50k or more to join, within a short time.
@gbg was funny, the rest of you disappoint
if the wave sucks I don’t spend a dime, and I even get my deposit back. It will be in escrow until the club has opened and I have either opted in or out.
ive been surfing colder, more miserable waves for longer than any of you west coast pansies can even imagine. My cold water and small surf dedication are indisputable, and all I hear so far is jealousy. Raise your hand if you wear a 3 mil below 60? Nobody? hooded 4 mil below 65? North county mid length riders I can't hear you in the back, don’t be shy.
now I’ve gotta get ready for first tracks on this gorgeous calm morning in Stowe with a foot of fresh awaiting
ill be expecting better from you guys tonight.
@gbg was funny, the rest of you disappoint
if the wave sucks I don’t spend a dime, and I even get my deposit back. It will be in escrow until the club has opened and I have either opted in or out.
ive been surfing colder, more miserable waves for longer than any of you west coast pansies can even imagine. My cold water and small surf dedication are indisputable, and all I hear so far is jealousy. Raise your hand if you wear a 3 mil below 60? Nobody? hooded 4 mil below 65? North county mid length riders I can't hear you in the back, don’t be shy.
now I’ve gotta get ready for first tracks on this gorgeous calm morning in Stowe with a foot of fresh awaiting
ill be expecting better from you guys tonight.
I looked all over that site. Not alot of wave pictures. For that money I would hope they would fly in hot Ukrainia women to service you after you surf. I would just be hitting PR more in winter.
The one in Shirley, for real? 'nestled' between the Hamptons and NYC!
All the surf experience without the hassle of the ocean??
I've actually been thinking that it will never be completed
Doesn't mention the flesh eating bacteria? Is that sold extra as a weight loss programme?
The pitch reminds me of the Yellowstone Club but for surfing.
except instead of somewhere awesome like big sky it’s a wave pool for long islanders.
tbh fees sound low for what the promise is but I have no idea how to run one of these things.
except instead of somewhere awesome like big sky it’s a wave pool for long islanders.
tbh fees sound low for what the promise is but I have no idea how to run one of these things.
That was my first thought. I heard that someone in FL died via "nasal irrigation". That Navage could be the death of you.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
I think they flew in the hot Ukrainian babes to work in sales. That or Subway got Spicoli’d and fell for the old hey man where’d you get that jacket? during the pitch.
I looked everywhere on the site and couldn’t find any wave pics either. I did find one of the dude who’s the brains behind the operation and I’m feeling a lot more confident now about the Crust Surf Club’s chances.
