OHANA Beach Club, Hawaiian Inspired Oceanfront Vacation Rental in Cape May, NJ

[Redeyes]

This was advertised on my Facebook. They must be trying to reach out to people a couple hundred miles away. Cultural appropriation at its finest. These Haoles are so Haole, they don’t even know they’re Haole

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Welcome to the Ohana Beach Club a premier Hawaiian inspired oceanfront vacation rental in Cape May, NJ. Designed for families who appreciate the luxuries & convenience of a hotel, but the privacy & gathering space of a home. The Property features 4 Hales/Villas, a Penthouse and Cottage. Opening...

www.capemayohanabeachclub.com

 

[Autoprax]

I hate it when white people say "talk story."

They need the Captain Cook treatment.

 

[donuts]

I hate it when white people say "talk story."

They need the Captain Cook treatment.***

one of my key life rules that i’ve pretty much been able to adhere to:

“don’t try to fit in, where you don’t fit in…”

there’s a really good one from baudelaire too - someone here posted it recently.




***try not to swallow any gristle.

 

[Will there be snacks]

one of my key life rules that i’ve pretty much been able to adhere to:

“don’t try to fit in, where you don’t fit in…”

fo'sho'.

another good one -

"if it smells like cologne leave it alone"

pretty much been able to adhere to that one too

 

[GromsDad]

There is rarely surf in Cape May but when it does get good it can be really good. My boys have broken a couple thousand dollars worth of boards chasing these mutants.

 

[casa_mugrienta]

This was advertised on my Facebook. They must be trying to reach out to people a couple hundred miles away. Cultural appropriation at its finest. These Haoles are so Haole, they don’t even know they’re Haole

Home | Cape May Ohana Beach Club

Welcome to the Ohana Beach Club a premier Hawaiian inspired oceanfront vacation rental in Cape May, NJ. Designed for families who appreciate the luxuries & convenience of a hotel, but the privacy & gathering space of a home. The Property features 4 Hales/Villas, a Penthouse and Cottage. Opening...

www.capemayohanabeachclub.com

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Sean Wilhelm.

He's a homes developer who lives inland outside of the cesspool of Baltimore.

"As much as we love Hawaii we love Cape May even more."

I'm sure they do.

I just booked the Fast Eddie Suite for the month of August.

 

[Pico]

I think thats wonderful!

 

[casa_mugrienta]

Sounds like they'll make me feel right at home.

I'l bet Bonnie shows up a few days a week and bakes cookies.

An afternoon snack after a day at the beach would be nice.

 

[Autoprax]

The dudes who beat up those people who bought that house in Hawaii need to go visit them.

 

[hklocal]

I'm from Hawaii. I think they seem like a cool family who appreciate Hawaii and also appreciate certain Hawaiian values. If I went to NJ (which I might, to get some of those tubes), I would stay with them. I bet they are more chill than most tourists that visit Hawaii.

 

[sushipop]

3/7 WNB, no Physix stickers and sister side boob grab.

 

[donuts]

fo'sho'.

another good one -

"if it smells like cologne leave it alone"

pretty much been able to adhere to that one too

i’ve always felt safe with the faint odor of gasoline…

if it smells like sunoco 260, good times ahead !

 

[sussle]

This was advertised on my Facebook. They must be trying to reach out to people a couple hundred miles away. Cultural appropriation at its finest. These Haoles are so Haole, they don’t even know they’re Haole

Home | Cape May Ohana Beach Club

Welcome to the Ohana Beach Club a premier Hawaiian inspired oceanfront vacation rental in Cape May, NJ. Designed for families who appreciate the luxuries & convenience of a hotel, but the privacy & gathering space of a home. The Property features 4 Hales/Villas, a Penthouse and Cottage. Opening...

www.capemayohanabeachclub.com

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pretty cringey, but so what? they're in NJ.

 

[casa_mugrienta]

they're in NJ.

exactly

 

[racer1]

I only saw three pineapples and one fake wooden surfboard so they didn’t go all in. Appreciated. They also only misspelled 50% of the Hawaiian words on their website so that is appreciated as well. They seem like a nice family and Hawaii has had a positive impact on them. We’ll let it slide and I won’t send it out to Hawaiian Twitter to scorch their reviews.

 

[Chocki]

3/7 WNB, no Physix stickers and sister side boob grab.

I think it’s time to stop circling and drop the gloves.

Mom/Bonnie, would u bang and/or anal?

Daughters,
”Aloha, that means so how you pretty girls doin today in Hawaiian. So how old are you two blonde baddies anyway? 18 and 19! That makes you Irish twins. Alright Alright Alright”

 

[Autoprax]

White people also can't say "Ohana."

It's not about cultural appropriation.

It's just sound stupid.

 

[Pico]

Sounds like they'll make me feel right at home.

I'l bet Bonnie shows up a few days a week and bakes cookies.

An afternoon snack after a day at the beach would be nice.

Refreshing sliced pineapple rings.

 

[casa_mugrienta]

Refreshing sliced pineapple rings.

I was thinking something more soft, warm, and moist.

 

[Pico]

They are fresh whrn you tske em out of the can and let the syrup drip off. Stick a fancy cherry with a toothpick umberella in it and yer good to go!