*** Official Rumble at the Ranch Thread ***

tenover

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That wave, in person, is soooooooo rad, but watching a contest online there is kinda boring.
 
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000

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i just rewound on youtube and fastforwarded everything but the men ripping. sure looks fun...
 

000

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much less boring using the replay option which just showes waves surfed, and u can fast forward chicks and desouzas
 

sussle

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looks fun to surf but crazy boring to watch. is this supposed to attract a non-surfing audience?
 
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Autoprax

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I have this fantasy where aliens take to me to their planet and put me in their zoo. And they see I am sad so they ask me what I need to be happy. I say, "I want a wave machine like Kelly's."

So they build me the machine and I'm still not happy.

What is wrong now?

Could you get me some hot chicks to fuck?

So they go back to earth and get me all these hot fertile women.

So I'm fucking and riding the wave and I'm still not happy.

They ask what is wrong now.

"Could you get me some cocaine? Not cut with anything?"

Then they kill me.

If I would have just stopped at the chicks and the wave park I would have been fine.

But I had to push my luck. :cry:
 
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join the club.
A girlfriend of ours was just there with her (wealthy) boyfriend. Said he paid $25k for him and his brother to have 4 x 1-hour sessions in the pool. The second group there with them had 5 surfers in the pool for their 4 x 1-hour sessions, so less waves per person, but she said they were there for about 10 hours total, so two groups with 4 hours total each plus 2 hours downtime is how it shook out.

Bottom line... 4 hours in the pool for $25k!? Geezus.
 
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