given the likely fuckery at the convention and copious amounts of RNC rule changes between now and then, let's go with whatever the RNC determines the final delegate count to be at the end of the 2024 Republican Convention.
How much and in what denomination? Should we pick some type of crypto to make it wildly risky or trivial?
We pick crypto I fkn swear we'll both buy Doge coin, plan to hodl for four years, it will fkn moonshot, we'll be cracking jokes about who is going to win a family sedan for three fkn years and Winter/Spring 2024, some whoreson in Romania or someplace we've never heard of like Wuhan, except not actually Wuhan specifically, will jack all our Doge coin from Coinbase or whatever exchange we used as our personal long term piggybank/effective Escrow.
Romney is basically Jeb with 10x the money and 1/10th the flex. When some surfer running a Hollywood casting agency just needs a totally feckless utensil, the guy is like "I want Jeb Bush, but nowhere near as rebellious. Like, Jeb is waaaay too Chris Ward for this" and then everyone's brow furrows, one person's grill brightens, and they're all, "Mitt Romney" and then the person running the meeting is all Ari Gold, shouting for LLOYD to get him Romney's agent.
If you can convince me a cryptocurrency will be around in four years and we won't be haggling over the thousandths place like Bitcoin I'm down. Ripple's 30 cents and it seems like "they" make more of it when it gets bought up because it's used for bank transfers? Chainlink is just under $14, 2 of those maybe? Neo isn't listed on Coinbase and I haven't checked Bittrex.
Ethereum Classic is worth seven bucks but it might go to zero even before the erBB.
PS Biden's pick for SEC chair sounds crypto-friendly at a glance.
The former CFTC chairman has testified before Congress about cryptocurrency and blockchain on multiple occasions.