Sunday - had a great time surfing right in front of my house in small glassy waves on the fish until I got nailed by a stingray. I think I did call it a faggot, making jkb still the only one last week not to get hated on by a tall skinny guy.
Tuesday - got a bunch of sick overhead glassy ones at Surf City USA Ground Zero until I had to catch a flight to Orlando. I think I called the entire city of Orlando a collective faggot out of spite. Isn't jkb from somewhere around there?
Weds - Saturday - Ate and drank overpriced foods and beverages and entertained clients. Did not see an alligator despite my best efforts. Sat on multiple plane rides home surrounded by screaming children fresh off a Disney junket (Orlando - Minneapolis) or about to go on a Disney junket (Minneapolis - Orange County). Got pissed off at a fat woman appropriately wearing a cow-patterned jacket who was holding up the boarding process by rooting around in her overhead bin and not getting the fuck out of the way for about five minutes. Cow lady actually stopped to yell at the guy right behind her for getting impatient. I bit my tongue and did not call her a faggot, so jkb now you have company.
Tomorrow - Hoping to get some of this swell relatively clean in the morning, but I have low expectations.
Tuesday - got a bunch of sick overhead glassy ones at Surf City USA Ground Zero until I had to catch a flight to Orlando. I think I called the entire city of Orlando a collective faggot out of spite. Isn't jkb from somewhere around there?
Weds - Saturday - Ate and drank overpriced foods and beverages and entertained clients. Did not see an alligator despite my best efforts. Sat on multiple plane rides home surrounded by screaming children fresh off a Disney junket (Orlando - Minneapolis) or about to go on a Disney junket (Minneapolis - Orange County). Got pissed off at a fat woman appropriately wearing a cow-patterned jacket who was holding up the boarding process by rooting around in her overhead bin and not getting the fuck out of the way for about five minutes. Cow lady actually stopped to yell at the guy right behind her for getting impatient. I bit my tongue and did not call her a faggot, so jkb now you have company.
Tomorrow - Hoping to get some of this swell relatively clean in the morning, but I have low expectations.