Good God, and, we're worried about all the fvcktards that are going to come flooding up to "that place".
God have mercy on you that live in that wonderful place called "HELL A".
Glad you all think it so wonderful down there, just too bad y'all won't stay put and enjoy your paradise.
We were just down in that area last weekend for a dog herding class in the Malizoo mountains with Cojo, and, I've gotta say, what a farkn' $hitshow! Trancas Market? how 'bout a $6 chai that took 1/2 an hour to get from some freakn' kook-ass hipster with a man-bun.
Made the mistake of going to a place off Kanan Dume rd. called the Malibu Cafe for lunch. Great place, really cool except for the $28 Tri-tip sandwich, $10 Bud Light, the $26 Egg's Benidict and a mandatory $9 Valet Parking that they thought we needed to tip.
YUP! I'm an old fart.