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Feb 20, 2003
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That always happens, I go out early, I go out of my way down the beach, and every barney ignores all the empty peaks and crowd around me yewing every minute. Should I strap a scuba knife to my arm and act crazy to scare them off?
happened to me this morning. dork stuck to me like medina in a heat.
i often wonder if i surfed naked or sang opera for the whole session if theyd paddle away
 

Kento

Duke status
Jan 11, 2002
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happened to me this morning. dork stuck to me like medina in a heat.
i often wonder if i surfed naked or sang opera for the whole session if theyd paddle away
Have a fat lady paddle out with you so the dorks know it's time to paddle in when she starts singing.
 
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jamesgang

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Aug 9, 2006
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I was skating with the groms at Banzai today. They were going off about who the biggest dick in the water is, and to a kid they said Medina. They hate that guy. Doesn't talk, doesn't smile, just burns. Kelly is the favorite non-local (although I guess he's a local now).
 
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