Mozambique, who wanted to go there?

Northern_Shores

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I don't understand why anyone would go to these shithole countries. Let those people live their shitty lives down there and we can be rich and comfortable a million miles away.
 

SurfFuerteventura

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Well, it's just a long distance version of "go to mexico and you will die" actually.

Mozambique has kick arse surf.

It's poor, but far from chitty. To me chitty would be more Ethiopia, for example. But there's still parts I'd love to go to irregardless.
 

Northern_Shores

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Well, it's just a long distance version of "go to mexico and you will die" actually.

Mozambique has kick arse surf.

It's poor, but far from chitty. To me chitty would be more Ethiopia, for example. But there's still parts I'd love to go to irregardless.
Shitty = Anything south of Germany.
 
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casa_mugrienta

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Considering it. One of the few places open for surf travel but right now my hip is basically too fvcked to do anything.
 
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I don't understand why anyone would go to these shithole countries. Let those people live their shitty lives down there and we can be rich and comfortable a million miles away.
I've told this story before but I told my dad I wanted to go to Africa. And said, Why would you want to do that?

I was like, "Remember how you told me how in Mogadishu that they had the prettiest hookers who all looked like Davie Bowies wife?"

I never went.
 

Northern_Shores

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I've told this story before but I told my dad I wanted to go to Africa. And said, Why would you want to do that?

I was like, "Remember how you told me how in Mogadishu that they had the prettiest hookers who all looked like Davie Bowies wife?"

I never went.
Pretty and Mogadishu in the same sentence. Something is wrong :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

Let me just be an ignorant racist!!!!
 
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