Most popular president ever.

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"...so the guy, he told everyone in the room to go fuck themselves? Did you come at him bearing 0 degrees true and wearing an orange vest and blowing a safety whistle?"

"Fareed...c'mon man. I came up to him with my dukes up, and I gave him the ol' left right, one two, and man, he dropped like Megyn Kelly's ratings."

 

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"....the fastest surfboard in the world?"
"Soledad, I'm telling you, you gotta yolo the olo"
"Okay how fast."
"Oh man. I was up on it, and you gotta ride it from the middle, ski-stance like so. Poles on the nose, as they say. Hangtenski. GPS measured at 35kts at two foot Drooladoodoo Bay."

 
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Sharkbiscuit

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Why? He was assassinated half way through his 1st term. His only lasting accomplishments were the start of the Vietnam war and cheating on his wife with Mairlyn Monroe.
Right, that's a solid component of the vomit response to Hal's JFK was the most popular President in history post. I'm not much of a Kennedy fan.