Michigan school shooting.....

hal9000

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As we saw from the previous administration, alternative facts didn't seem to require much thinking either. :beer:
Thinking critically requires significant expenditure of adenosine triphosphate, extensive neurological connections, and non-faulty electrochemical signaling.
 

ElOgro

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Like a stingray
Link?

I’ve got decent at treating stingray wounds, Valium and hot water hot as the victim can stand it. If there’s some procaine or novacaine around squirt some of that on it. Sometimes to the ER to dig.

I’ve never had to treat a gsw but from people I’ve seen that had them it looked quite a bit more painful. Morphine level.
 
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Here is a trip.

I got a huge bottle of opiates when my girlfriends mom died.

I had a couple of months of doing a half a pill on the weekend with some wine.

I love that buzz.

Then I was over it.

As such, I have a theory that some people can actually break a drug habit craving by being given an unlimited supply of that drug.

I am one of those people.

I would now like to try that same experiment with a ton of cocaine.

This bodes well for my reality TV show idea.
 
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Here is a trip.

I got a huge bottle of opiates when my girlfriends mom died.

I had a couple of months of doing a half a pill on the weekend with some wine.

I love that buzz.

Then I was over it.

As such, I have a theory that some people can actually break a drug habit craving by being given an unlimited supply of that drug.

I am one of those people.

I would now like to try that same experiment with a ton of cocaine.

This bodes well for my reality TV show idea.
the word cocaine makes me simultaneously want to poop and vomit

your theory may have legs....