Mental Health thread

Boneroni

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beware the round nose, Slippery Slope for aging shortboarders.

just sayin
True, but it was below waist high, and mushy. LB was the trick.
Gonna get up early tomorrow and try to get on my short board. Not giving that up, no way!
 

Autoprax

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All my wives and GFs were crazy but they would tell you I drove them to it.

I'm nice, right?

My current, who is done with me, told me last week I was obstinate.

I said, "Do you mean determined?"

She said, "No."

So I says, "You're just mad because I won't wear that Sgt Peppers Micheal Jackson jacket you bought me for my b'day."
 

Autoprax

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Just out of curiosity, have you considered a harem?
Montezuma would fuck a new beautiful Mexican women every night.

They would go steal them from the surrounding tribes.

I need that deal.

This was one of the reasons Cortez was able to convince the surrounding tribes to make war on the Aztecs with him.

So everyone pays in the end.

Even Montezuma.

But man, while it lasted. . .

He was like a rock star.
 
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TangTonic

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See the problem is, the older you get and the more you release your seed, the more you lose your chi.

Women can sense that.

Autoprax, based on your candid admissions here on the erbb, you seem to be needlessly losing your chi. Hold off for a bit and watch the women start throwing themselves at you.
 
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grapedrink

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See the problem is, the older you get and the more you release your seed, the more you lose your chi.

Women can sense that.

Autoprax, based on your candid admissions here on the erbb, you seem to be needlessly losing your chi. Hold off for a bit and watch the women start throwing themselves at you.
Good point, hopefully his palm hairline will recede a bit and he'll get his vision back