Mental Health thread

santacruzin

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Ha I'm in that situation now...new chick is a way younger, cute artsy poet type (mostly just fartsy) who hasn't been :dancing:right in years and my old girl is the athletic blonde bombshell...I just stopped replying and it's driving her nuts--- So threeway pending :socrazy: or I'm getting murdered in my sleep.
Hahaha the first time I hooked up with the psych I went home with her best friend and her. We may have been doomed from the start.

new girl is crazy, used to be a unicorn for a couple. Hmmm maybe I can get them both :dancing::roflmao::monkey:
 

Bob Dobbalina

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Hahaha the first time I hooked up with the psych I went home with her best friend and her. We may have been doomed from the start.

new girl is crazy, used to be a unicorn for a couple. Hmmm maybe I can get them both :dancing::roflmao::monkey:

The psyche of a unicorn is fickle.
Hung out with a few. One in Santa Cruz that I wish I would've spent more time with, but I think the ex Mrs was a little nervous about her.
Good Luck
 
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SurfFuerteventura

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f*&k is "Unicorn" in this context? what glorious perversion have i been missing out of all these years? Urban Dictionary i guess?
Guy on desert island informs guy in NYC of sexual lingo.. The Unicornio es that mythological vixen who seeks out couples for to carry out her sexual excapades, though rare.... thus the moniker, the DO EXIST, THANK AND PRAISE BE TO THE LORD, OR WHOMEVER CAN TAKE CREDIT FOR THEIR CREATION..



:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:
 

stringcheese

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Unicorn is a misnomer. It's a phase twenty something percent of twenty something year old hot girls go through. The cool part is they become less rare if you stack, ie if you have a thing with one, another will become easy to find, and so on.
 

Bob Dobbalina

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Unicorn is a misnomer. It's a phase twenty something percent of twenty something year old hot girls go through. The cool part is they become less rare if you stack, ie if you have a thing with one, another will become easy to find, and so on.

I can believe this.
Timing is everything.
 

Subway

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Unicorn is a misnomer. It's a phase twenty something percent of twenty something year old hot girls go through. The cool part is they become less rare if you stack, ie if you have a thing with one, another will become easy to find, and so on.
Oh so like terra farming stacks of crypto? Or am I mixing 7 metaphors?
 

Subway

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Guy on desert island informs guy in NYC of sexual lingo.. The Unicornio es that mythological vixen who seeks out couples for to carry out her sexual excapades, though rare.... thus the moniker, the DO EXIST, THANK AND PRAISE BE TO THE LORD, OR WHOMEVER CAN TAKE CREDIT FOR THEIR CREATION..



:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:
Got it, makes sense. I had a few memorable threesomes and foursomes in my late teens and early 20s. A few of the girls involved were for sure in early and even full blown unicorn glory.
 

Mr Doof

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On the topic of birthdays, I like them. Good excuse to have a party. Aging happens and if you're lucky, you can play that to the advantage.

Been throwing birthday parties for myself for years now, no one else will now that I'm over 16. Though ever since 40, just every 5 yrs for parties. If no party, then just simple night out with Sweetie-pie.

Last birthday party of mine was snacks, fancy cocktails, "cocktail attire required" (more or less meant you can't just show up like a slob).

Evening peaked with cake, ice cream, a rousing Happy Birthday song, and then entertainment was a contest of who knew me best. Going around the circle of about 40 people, I read out a list of questions about myself, and whomever got 5 points first, won. There were three gifts: $40 cash, a bottle of homemade lemoncello, and jar of homemade giardiniera.

Good times.
 
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Random Guy

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On the topic of birthdays, I like them. Good excuse to have a party. Aging happens and if you're lucky, you can play that to the advantage.

Been throwing birthday parties for myself for years now, no one else will now that I'm over 16. Though ever since 40, just every 5 yrs for parties. If no party, then just simple night out with Sweetie-pie.

Last birthday party of mine was snacks, fancy cocktails, "cocktail attire required" (more or less meant you can just show up like a slob).

Evening peaked with cake, ice cream, a rousing Happy Birthday song, and then entertainment was a contest of who knew me best. Going around the circle of about 40 people, I read out a list of questions about myself, and whomever got 5 points first, won. There were three gifts: $40 cash, a bottle of homemade lemoncello, and jar of homemade giardiniera.

Good times.
sounds fun
wish I was there!
 

CCKeith

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On the topic of birthdays, I like them. Good excuse to have a party. Aging happens and if you're lucky, you can play that to the advantage.

Been throwing birthday parties for myself for years now, no one else will now that I'm over 16. Though ever since 40, just every 5 yrs for parties. If no party, then just simple night out with Sweetie-pie.

Last birthday party of mine was snacks, fancy cocktails, "cocktail attire required" (more or less meant you can just show up like a slob).

Evening peaked with cake, ice cream, a rousing Happy Birthday song, and then entertainment was a contest of who knew me best. Going around the circle of about 40 people, I read out a list of questions about myself, and whomever got 5 points first, won. There were three gifts: $40 cash, a bottle of homemade lemoncello, and jar of homemade giardiniera.

Good times.
sounds fun one life to live take advatage
 
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Random Guy

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I’ve got parosmia, a fucked up smell / taste thing that happens after an upper respiratory infection, including, but not limited to Covid, which is making some things smell and taste like I’ve got a mouth full of pennies and sulfer
im not sure what things are triggering it
im thinking the shampoo I’d been using left that smell in my hair

this thing really messes with some peoples head
and I can see why
im glad the mental health thread is heard for me
 

SurfFuerteventura

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Sister in law, who's the reason my mother left, calls "worried about your mother"... hanging up on her midsentence did wonders for my mental health. Even more so after opening my brothers email the next morning, fearing the soapbox sermon, and finding only the following emoticons...


:love::love::love::love::love:

:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

:applause2::applause2::applause2::applause2::applause2:

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:


...and that was the entirety of his email.

:monkey: apparently I got him some small purchase of mental health as well, with that one simple maneuver.

;)
 
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Bob Dobbalina

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I'm an educator.
My wife is an educator.
We have a newborn and an almost 4 year old. She goes to daycare. Yesterday, the front office door was locked for the first time in a while when I went to pick her up.

Yesterday afternoon was dark. This morning felt darker. I start to feel like I need to delete IG after these things because I can't take everyone's "Hot Takes", finger pointing, or even getting along with their life. It all seems off. Heartless. Dirty.
 
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wedge2

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I'm an educator.
My wife is an educator.
We have a newborn and an almost 4 year old. She goes to daycare. Yesterday, the front office door was locked for the first time in a while when I went to pic her up.

Yesterday afternoon was dark. This morning felt darker. I start to feel like I need to delete IG after these things because I can't take everyone's "Hot Takes", finger pointing, or even getting along with their life. It all seems off. Heartless. Dirty.
Do yourself a favor and delete all of it...it's incredibly toxic and you don't even realize until it's out of your life--Hang in there.