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[sushipop]

Watch: Gold Coast woman becomes international hero as she attempts to rescue two beer kegs getting swept away from surf club in slow moving storm! - BeachGrit

Our attention has been so gloriously pulled back to professional surfing, following a fatal shark attack cancelation of the Roxy Pro, in Honolua, and World Surf League CEO Erik Logan’s positive Covid-19 result cancelling the Billabong Pipe Masters in Memory of Andy Irons presented by Hydro...

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[enframed]

Not impressed. Kegs were empty. Maybe if I could just see her elbows.

 

[donuts]

Watch: Gold Coast woman becomes international hero as she attempts to rescue two beer kegs getting swept away from surf club in slow moving storm! - BeachGrit

Our attention has been so gloriously pulled back to professional surfing, following a fatal shark attack cancelation of the Roxy Pro, in Honolua, and World Surf League CEO Erik Logan’s positive Covid-19 result cancelling the Billabong Pipe Masters in Memory of Andy Irons presented by Hydro...

beachgrit.com

how about a reasonable looking blonde brit
(whose dad worked with kubrick), at one time drove a ‘72 911 porsche - stick, left hand drive, but more importantly got on top of the pops wearing a dog collar and a sex pistols t-shirt ? how hot and sophisticated is that ?

plus i like a lot of this band’s records. maybe 7 or 8 years after this vid, they played the bowery ballroom and she had obviously been spending a lot of time doing crunches...

i bet she’s not an old bag now...

 

[donuts]

 

[Retropete]

I took my father to a big industrial and tools supply warehouse in the city a few years ago since he was getting on and didn't want to drive through all the traffic. While standing around waiting for him to find the items he was interested in, in walks an absolutely stunning girl with an old couple. She proceeds to walk around nearby checking out stuff like welding helmets and getting all excited about them. She obviously really knew her stuff.
She was wearing a tiny pair of shorts and a tank top and had a great body with a face to match. The old couple were her grandparents and of Eastern European extraction.
This girl was any blue collar guys wet dream. Drop dead gorgeous but outwardly unaware of it and a machinery and tools buff who knew how to use them.

 

[Leaverite]

Watch: Gold Coast woman becomes international hero as she attempts to rescue two beer kegs getting swept away from surf club in slow moving storm! - BeachGrit

Our attention has been so gloriously pulled back to professional surfing, following a fatal shark attack cancelation of the Roxy Pro, in Honolua, and World Surf League CEO Erik Logan’s positive Covid-19 result cancelling the Billabong Pipe Masters in Memory of Andy Irons presented by Hydro...

beachgrit.com

If you know where Arroyo Seco gorge is. It used to be a local party spot growing up. I remember one year going down there in the early Spring with friends and stopping at the little store on the way in. The guy working there told us that three college kids drowned the week before trying to carry a full keg across the river. It got away from them and they tried to save it.....

 

[000]

she wanted the air in the kegs to breathe from when her house is underwater

 

[jkb]

If you know where Arroyo Seco gorge is. It used to be a local party spot growing up. I remember one year going down there in the early Spring with friends and stopping at the little store on the way in. The guy working there told us that three college kids drowned the week before trying to carry a full keg across the river. It got away from them and they tried to save it.....

Now that's a real patriot.

 

[Autoprax]

I got my dream girls and they wound up being nightmares.

What turns you on and what you need aren't always the same.

 

[_____]

http://instagr.am/p/CI9zsiGHyLK/

 

[HarryLopez2]

No matter how hot the girl, someone is tired of their shet.

 

[Duffy LaCoronilla]

Story says she “attempted” to rescue the kegs (that were obviously empty). That implies that she did not succeed.

Divorce material.

 

[Autoprax]

I like women who recover full kegs of beer.

 

[r32]

I thought this was going to be a post about JJF's mom.

 

[Mr Doof]

I took my father to a big industrial and tools supply warehouse in the city a few years ago since he was getting on and didn't want to drive through all the traffic. While standing around waiting for him to find the items he was interested in, in walks an absolutely stunning girl with an old couple. She proceeds to walk around nearby checking out stuff like welding helmets and getting all excited about them. She obviously really knew her stuff.
She was wearing a tiny pair of shorts and a tank top and had a great body with a face to match. The old couple were her grandparents and of Eastern European extraction.
This girl was any blue collar guys wet dream. Drop dead gorgeous but outwardly unaware of it and a machinery and tools buff who knew how to use them.

 

[donuts]

how is it i’ve never seen that before ??

& let me clarify an important point
from my previous post:

dog collar = sophisticated
pistols t-shirt = sexy sexy

if i was a d.j. i’d play this after mr. d.’s fine tune...

 

[donuts]

& next...

j.g. ballard was an asshole...

 

[donuts]

...and benny b. & the other italian disco boys are probably a large part of why fecalface is so fv_ked up.

 

[Mr Doof]

Nep shared the Benny video here a long while ago...probably heard it when working at Mighty (RIP).