Your "straight man for the gay joke" skills are strongI read that this is when you are supposed to go.
That you should go three times a day.
It takes three turds to really empty out the chamber.
I love that feeling.
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Your "straight man for the gay joke" skills are strongI read that this is when you are supposed to go.
That you should go three times a day.
It takes three turds to really empty out the chamber.
I love that feeling.
Alcohol does that. Maybe you need some opiate induced constipation to find a balancelegit logs? fuggg. i wish. ive had the runs since the mid 90s.
Sounds like a bad call. Better to let it stay contained in the ass area than to spread it all around.Ulcerative Colitis.
Suffered for many years. The south SC county beach breaks. In between manree and Seascape. Caught short on day down there out in the water. Nowhere to hide, nowhere to run. So I just let nature take its course in my 4/3 hoodie. It was grim. After every wave, kept pulling the neck open, diving under and getting some fresh seawater infusion.
The bad times started after I finally got out. Had a half mile hike back to my car with a lot of abrasive chuncks floating around inside my suit. A whole body rash by the time I finally peeled it off.
Same. Why didn't you just belly a wave in and rip the suit off before unleashing? Those beaches aren't that crowded.Ulcerative Colitis.
Suffered for many years. The south SC county beach breaks. In between manree and Seascape. Caught short on day down there out in the water. Nowhere to hide, nowhere to run. So I just let nature take its course in my 4/3 hoodie. It was grim. After every wave, kept pulling the neck open, diving under and getting some fresh seawater infusion.
The bad times started after I finally got out. Had a half mile hike back to my car with a lot of abrasive chuncks floating around inside my suit. A whole body rash by the time I finally peeled it off.
Did you not see, earlier, my post about how "the hardest thing in surfing is getting out of a wet 5/4 chest zip when you have diarrhea?" I have quickly scampered through the rock minefield in a Northern California reef/point to assblast the tidepools in between sets. In fact, I've also done it in an open-cell 7 dive suit. Not entirely sure which is worse.Have you ever tried to take a Hotline neck entry suit off in the lineup??? Stewing in your turds vs. Death...
I had to think about this thread for a bit as there are always interesting tales. Somehow women don't feel that same interest.
Now first off, what is horrifying is when you see your young child drop a duece the size of The Rock's forearm. Like, HOW?! It's half your size. My wife once had to go in with gloves and literally drag one out. I'm still scarred from that. I have no idea how she sleeps at night.
Anyways, to subject thread, it's inopportune times that are the true trigger. Like the time I was in the South Mission Jetty area in SD. Had a board in my car but was just going for regional surf check on way home and primarily to use the shitter. And some chubbier Gaysin mfer waxed my back window. Part of me was offended because if you're going to pull localism, at least take a bunch of paper towels, light them on fire, and throw them over the stall. I went home really quick, grabbed a shorter board and a buddy up for mischief and then we grabbed every wave that came in. Wankers.
Eating way too many cashews, almonds, mac nuts, etc. following PITA hike with the kids, that hit hard coming down from Sentinel Dome in Yosemite. Windy day and trying to squat off-trail, asshole just sealed itself shut in outraged horror at the cold upflow. Naturally park ranger stopped by to talk with my wife right above my futile attempts. Didn't help. Rough walk down remaining mile and pit toilet was glorious. So, thread-related, I did acknowledge/confirm the condition-induced non-pooping desire.
But the most horrifying aspect of this subject was when doing a sewer line survey at military base. Measuring too surface and depths of the lines along with blowing smoke up them to identify leaks to surface. Outside the pure joy of smashing roaches with a sledgehammer (they vaporize when you hit them soild), opening up those manhole covers, it smelled rank and you knew who was eating corn. And survey rid had to got to bottom of sh*t. It's probably not out of the realm of reason that this would make you also have to take a dump but the crazy thing is it would generate a crazy appetite. That just seemed wrong but it does explain why fast food places have the dumpster next to the drive-thru.
...empty bottle of Old Grandad slips from his hand and hits the floor as everything goes dark...Stuff your poop in your mouth and die.
Back when I worked at Surfer, most of the crew went to Hawaii to cover the December circus. I stayed in San Clemente. One day a box of donuts arrived at the Surfer North Shore house and naturally they were consumed. A day later a photo showed up with said donuts stuffed into butt cheeks along with a line: Seasons Donuts from your friends at Surfing magazine.Dude, you went to HS with GWS?
I remember that.Back when I worked at Surfer, most of the crew went to Hawaii to cover the December circus. I stayed in San Clemente. One day a box of donuts arrived at the Surfer North Shore house and naturally they were consumed. A day later a photo showed up with said donuts stuffed into butt cheeks along with a line: Seasons Donuts from your friends at Surfing magazine.
That’s the only time I was ever glad I didn’t go to Hawaii.