I mean holy fuck would you honestly want a sex+crack addict like Hunter Biden to know that he was being investigated so he could obstruct the investigation by, I dunno, flushing sh!t down the White House toilets a la Trump?
"Dear Mr. Criminal, this is the FBI. We found your bloody fingerprint on the gun, and tomorrow we're going to interview the person you call an alibi who we call an accomplice. Just wanted to give you a friendly heads up."
"Salutations Mr. bin Laden. You may not be aware that we're going to send in the fucking murder choppers to your compound in Abbottabad tomorrow evening. Just didn't want your death to politically benefit President Obama."
"Mr. President we wanted to give you a heads up. Lewinsky says she has a blue dress with some of your baby batter on it. We don't have that evidence in custody, and we wanted to alert you before that came to pass."
"Dear Mr. Criminal, this is the FBI. We found your bloody fingerprint on the gun, and tomorrow we're going to interview the person you call an alibi who we call an accomplice. Just wanted to give you a friendly heads up."
"Salutations Mr. bin Laden. You may not be aware that we're going to send in the fucking murder choppers to your compound in Abbottabad tomorrow evening. Just didn't want your death to politically benefit President Obama."
"Mr. President we wanted to give you a heads up. Lewinsky says she has a blue dress with some of your baby batter on it. We don't have that evidence in custody, and we wanted to alert you before that came to pass."