LA Times: Overheard in the lineup…

[$kully]

What surfers blurt out when they think no one's listening — Los Angeles Times

There’s plenty of trash talk and hot goss in the surfing lineup. Here's what was overheard while taking off at Southern California beaches.

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Discuss.

 

[billypilgrim]

 

[TeamScam]

Funny stuff. I just surfed a light jambalaya of East coast surfing humanity and didn't say a word. I mumbled something about some fun ones on the beach when asked, but stayed well out of the fraygaeness. Funny stuff.

 

[Sharky]

Dude-bros. I'm betting this kook sat in his cubicle and pulled all the quotes out of his transplant ass.

There's some little waves by the way. Glassy as far as the eye can see day after day. Spots that aren't even spots have ride-able waves. Hot. No let up in sight. I'm sore as sh!t. But you kooks, you want to fight?! Go to the beach. I’ll take you out any day, and I’ll pull your hair and call you Alice every time you get in my way.

 

[Sharky]

I went too far yesterday. I'm freaking sore. I was contemplating a glider and just cruising back and forth today, but I may be down to a hammock, the hose and huddling around the air conditioner.

I believe it's supposed to get bigger and hotter as week wears on. Hate to waste a day, but my body may need a day off.

 

[enframed]

I hear more Japanese and Russian in the line-ups than English.

God I hate surfers.

 

[sussle]

on land, sans the aggro, but otherwise same conversations as meeting surfers anywhere...."did you go out this morning/yesterday/last week/whenever?"...."just got back from Hatteras/Hawaii/Costa Rico/Indo/wherever"..."did you see that sick video from Pipe/Mavericks/Chopes/wherever?"...."looks like some swell coming tomorrow/Friday/next week". etc etc etc
going to parties by/for/of surfers is particularly tedious.

 

[Chocki]

Ear plugs bro. Ear plugs.

https://www.amazon.com/JBL-Hydro-Seal-Aqua-Plugs/dp/B00EZVDGUQ

 

[Autoprax]

It looks fun out front today.

 

[Bob Dobbalina]

I feel dumber.

What a pointless article.

but also

Snitches get stitches.