Kolohe Andino - No longer on O'Neill

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i find this whole slater designs fireturd stuff hilarious. same chit as surftech but with slater marketing. i'd rather get a 7 fish.
Speaking of surftech.. this board is next on my list.

Maybe I just have a thing for Asians?
 
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That was a fucking egregious rip off. Not Cloe's first ripoff rodeo either - I recall he was fucking absolutely ripped one time against Italo ( I think?) when the CT event moved from Snapper to D'bah.
How about Nat's rip off from the WSL? What a joke.
 

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It definitely wasn't a 4.03, but it also wasn't the 7.21 he needed to advance, so it's a moot point. I was perplexed by Ian Gouveia's 8.73 for a double-grab air, which IMO looked kind of lame.
After seeing the hand meme, I can't not stare at this hands now:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:...
 
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what’s the hand meme?
I cant find it. I guess when Kolohe lost to Ian Gouveia he did a little arm flex like "yes" but he was looking straight at the camera when he did it and his hand looks super small. I dont know if someone edited the photo, but it looked like a baby hand! :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

Its hilarious. I wish I could find it.
 

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$300k to be a pro surfer sounds pretty good to me, I guess it's not enough in Kolohe's eyes.
Timestamp 8:39
 

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$300k to be a pro surfer sounds pretty good to me, I guess it's not enough in Kolohe's eyes.
Timestamp 8:39
yeah, what should a surfer be paid

Questions are:
as a grom, what money did Kolohe imagine that a surfer can earn
How can surfers generate income
if there is no promise of a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow would kolohe have kept pushing to be a great surfer