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Ifallalot

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So he beats his boards when he loses a heat, will he kill a sibling/pet when he gets knocked out of the WT?
 

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"I was all juiced up from a ginger, kale, spinach, jalapeño, carrot, garlic and lemon juice."

"I paddled out with my Dad, Morgan Maassen and Dylan Goodale, which gets me even more psyched because I love surfing with my Dad."

"It was a full froth fest. "

Let the erBB lambasting begin.


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Ifallalot

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where the fark is that from? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/foreheadslap.gif" alt="" />

what a sad life if a juice like that juices him up
 

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where the fark is that from? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/foreheadslap.gif" alt="" />

what a sad life if a juice like that juices him up
Read the lower part of the article.

It's BRO Clemente-ampfroth-style.

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ive been mentioning here how the air kids will be getting more injuries and having shorter careers..
 

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"I was all juiced up from a ginger, kale, spinach, jalapeño, carrot, garlic and lemon juice."

"I paddled out with my Dad, Morgan Maassen and Dylan Goodale, which gets me even more psyched because I love surfing with my Dad."

"It was a full froth fest. "

Let the erBB lambasting begin.


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His dad needs to teach him how to do his patented headbang cutty...

 

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Headline should read: "Air busting robot needs new parts"

Ok, enough bashing. Kolohe: Heal up, learn something totally new, take a class or two. It'll give you completely new perspectives that'll help you appreciate the world when you're back on the road.
 

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Grabbing rail is the equivalent of dropping a foot while sliding a turn on a mountainbike or dirtbike. Not horrible but a sign that you don't trust your balance. It's a lack of commitment that just doesn't look as good. I drop foot and grab rail all the time cuz I'm aware of my mediocre talent and most of the time would rather make it through than risk a fall.
SMT knows what I'm talking about.
 

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Not to turn this into too much of the 909 bro forum, but dropping a foot when racing DH mountain bikes, BMX or trail riding dirt bikes is totally different than dropping a foot when racing motocross
Grabbing rail is the equivalent of dropping a foot while sliding a turn on a mountainbike or dirtbike. Not horrible but a sign that you don't trust your balance. It's a lack of commitment that just doesn't look as good. I drop foot and grab rail all the time cuz I'm aware of my mediocre talent and most of the time would rather make it through than risk a fall.
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This is the only one I find acceptable:


I'm pretty sure you've never seen Occy or Curren grab rail during a cutback.
 

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Grabbing rail is the equivalent of dropping a foot while sliding a turn on a mountainbike or dirtbike.
Not true at all. Not when they are done right with full speed and power. When you grab rail at the right time at the right speed and arc the leverage gives the turn MORE TORQUE. It's not done as a safety dance. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shameonyou.gif" alt="" />