Kelly talking about his health habits

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Within the first 5 minutes he was talking about some doctor on You-tube who's name he couldn't remember--that set the tone perfectly.

It's amazing when he is interviewed in long form how little depth there is to Kelly Slater.

He really delivered nothing of substance in that interview.
 

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There is picture of old Kelly in his bedroom that gets older and older
He sleeps like an angel.

Back when he was 17 I went over to his house for a sleepover.

Just me and him.

His parents were renting a little house in Cocoa Beach.

We stayed up til like 3AM slumber party talking...

I can remember watching him after he fell asleep, with his dark eyes and pillow curled up under his chin.

He was in fetal position, and I remember the rhythm of his breathing.
 
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He sleeps like an angel.

Back when he was 17 I went over to his house for a sleepover.

Just me and him.

His parents were renting a little house in Cocoa Beach.

We stayed up til like 3AM slumber party talking...

I can remember watching him after he fell asleep, with his dark eyes and pillow curled up under his chin.

He was in fetal position, and I remember the rhythm of his breathing.
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He sleeps like an angel.

Back when he was 17 I went over to his house for a sleepover.

Just me and him.

His parents were renting a little house in Cocoa Beach.

We stayed up til like 3AM slumber party talking...

I can remember watching him after he fell asleep, with his dark eyes and pillow curled up under his chin.

He was in fetal position, and I remember the rhythm of his breathing.
I used to love lying in bed talking in the dark during sleep overs.

Did you guys make out?

Kelly was cute like a girl. I would get lost in those eyes.

I feel like I should have a good metaphor for how I sleep.

I wake up in the morning feeling like I have been through a traumatic experience.

Being able to sleep well is a good thing in life.

I always take my clothes off at some point.
 

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Within the first 5 minutes he was talking about some doctor on You-tube who's name he couldn't remember--that set the tone perfectly.

It's amazing when he is interviewed in long form how little depth there is to Kelly Slater.

He really delivered nothing of substance in that interview.
He is the best surfer ever, although a bit of an empty vessel with a case of Dunning-Kruger.
 
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Duffy LaCoronilla

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Are you injecting or putting on balls?

I started doing low dose SARMs.

They work really well. I'm taking the weak ones.

I could not make gains despite my efforts.

Now my lifts are all going up up up.
Injecting into my balls :roflmao:

Be careful with sarms.

 

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He sleeps like an angel.

Back when he was 17 I went over to his house for a sleepover.

Just me and him.

His parents were renting a little house in Cocoa Beach.

We stayed up til like 3AM slumber party talking...

I can remember watching him after he fell asleep, with his dark eyes and pillow curled up under his chin.

He was in fetal position, and I remember the rhythm of his breathing.
I remember that. Written by Jamie Brisick or Sam George about 25 years ago.

ps wrong George. Matt George.

 
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casa_mugrienta

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I remember that. Written by Jamie Brisick or Sam George about 25 years ago.

ps wrong George. Matt George.

Matt George

the article was called The Seduction of Kelly Slater.
 
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Kelly certainly and clearly articulates his unique approach to life and let's say non-mainstream self-care, but yes he is gifted since I first met him in the 1980's to now with his athletic abilities and intense competitiveness. That said I don't subscribe to his nutrition or cryptocurrency viewpoints. Either way you fall off the fence in terms of his opinions is a freedom we are granted. Pick your poisons surfers!
That's a big point that's underappreciated: Kelly is very articulate and expresses himself well. His ability to do that will allow him to remain relevant long after his career is over. I've listened some interviews with other surfers and it seems like there's a lot of pros out there that can barely string a sentence together.