Like others said you fucked up the minute you let them know you got the summons.
I learned a long time ago to ignore anything I got in the mail that hassled my buzz bro that they didn’t make me sign for.
But I’ve heard they way to get out is reverse psychiatry. You tell them you can’t wait to serve bc:
all you have to do is look at someone to know if theyre guilty or not
you hope the defendant is a surfer, bc surfers are notorious derelicts, sexual deviants, drug addicts etc and as such are a menace to society and should all be incarcerated
I learned a long time ago to ignore anything I got in the mail that hassled my buzz bro that they didn’t make me sign for.
But I’ve heard they way to get out is reverse psychiatry. You tell them you can’t wait to serve bc:
all you have to do is look at someone to know if theyre guilty or not
you hope the defendant is a surfer, bc surfers are notorious derelicts, sexual deviants, drug addicts etc and as such are a menace to society and should all be incarcerated