I'll just leave this here

[everysurfer]

Not political, but it didn't seem right to leave it in the other forums. Well maybe surf doc, but nobody would see it there

North Carolina woman accused of cutting off husband's genitalia

A North Carolina woman was charged Tuesday with tying up her husband and severing his penis.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Woke AF]

can you imagine the cop who found it

Deputies recovered the penis, put it on ice and handed it over to medical personnel.

 

[Duffy LaCoronilla]

She tied him up? Either she had help, he’s invalid, he was incapacitated or he let her.

There’s no way any normal sized woman could tie me up without my consent.

There was that one time two chicks drugged me and tied me up. I’m pretty sure they raped me too.

 

[everysurfer]

She tied him up? Either she had help, he’s invalid, he was incapacitated or he let her.

There’s no way any normal sized woman could tie me up without my consent.

There was that one time two chicks drugged me and tied me up. I’m pretty sure they raped me too.

Because when you woke up your ass hurt, and the broomstick smelled like s#it?

 

[Kento]

At least she was nice enough to not put it down the garbage disposal.

Wife Chops Off Husband's Penis, Throws in Garbage Disposal

Catherine Kieu Becker, 48, is under arrest for cutting off her husband's penis and throwing it in the garbage disposal. He was rushed to University of California at Irvine Medical Center, where he is in serious, but stable, condition. Becker was arrested on several charges, including aggravated...

abcnews.go.com

 

[kidfury]

“Malicious Castration” is the name of my 80’s cover band.

 

[Kento]

“Malicious Castration” is the name of my 80’s cover band.

They should open up for Cattle Decapitation.